by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 498thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,122ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,025th
The Colony of
Corporate Police State
Ooh uh yeah, Harry is a transphobe
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Harry Gosling

Population925 million

Capitalthat was when I told him to stop

CurrencyI was at school the other day
Animalwhen I saw Harry complaining about gay

The Colony of Harry Gosling is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 925 million transphobes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that was when I told him to stop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The very strong transphobic economy, worth 52.3 trillion I was at school the other days a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,505 I was at school the other days, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,107 per year while the poor average 11,606, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, children are encouraged to chase pigeons, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Harry Gosling's national animal is the when I saw Harry complaining about gay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Harry Gosling is ranked 145,884th in the world and 1st in BCHS III for Highest Economic Output, with 52.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Conservative: 498thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,122ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,025thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,289thMost Primitive: 15,292ndMost Extreme: 19,284th

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