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Most Conservative: 2,088thMost Primitive: 2,271stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,798th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Justice
Influence
Hermit
may it rise again
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Harphy

Population2.597 billion

Capitaldon't worry about it
Leaderyou don't need to know
Faithyou would rather me not tell you

Currencydollar
Animalunicorn

The Nomadic Peoples of Harphy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by you don't need to know with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.597 billion Harphyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of don't worry about it. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The Harphyian economy, worth 189 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 72,870 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, there's a bright dawn ahead for Harphy, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harphy's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is you would rather me not tell you.

Harphy is ranked 38,614th in the world and 1st in The Alliance of North American Nations for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,492.85 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Conservative: 2,088thMost Primitive: 2,271stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,798thMost Secular: 6,513thMost Authoritarian: 9,721stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,552ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,640thLargest Black Market: 13,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 20,702nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Harphy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Harphy, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Harphy, there's a bright dawn ahead for Harphy.
  • : Following new legislation in Harphy, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Harphy, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Harphy, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Harphy was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Harphy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Harphy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Harphy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.

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