by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 1,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,164th
The Holy zombie Christmas of
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Population3.957 billion

LeaderCatius ॥
FaithThe laser pointer


The Holy zombie Christmas of Haroldiaistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Catius ॥ with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.957 billion εοs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ΜεοψνΙιιε. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haroldiaistanian economy, worth 641 trillion Kibbles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 162,186 Kibbles, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Catius ॥ day after day, and former slaves are free to be oppressed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haroldiaistan's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The laser pointer.

Haroldiaistan is ranked 11,489th in the world and 1st in The Tavern for Highest Average Incomes, with 162,186.2 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 1,454thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,419thLargest Black Market: 4,778thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,097thRudest Citizens: 5,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,748thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,694thNudest: 8,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,824thLargest Governments: 11,056thHighest Average Incomes: 11,489thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,659thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,691stLowest Crime Rates: 14,092ndMost Avoided: 15,077thLargest Mining Sector: 15,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,883rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,883rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,617th

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