The Republic of Harmonypine is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sean Gentry with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.097 billion Harmonypineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Harmonypinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Silverchips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 221,885 Silverchips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmonypine's national animal is the Packrat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Harmonypine is ranked 10,744^th in the world and 854^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 29.31 Bank.