by Max Barry

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Harmoneia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 128
Safest: 2,080thLargest Populations: 2,970thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,007th
The Candy-coated Emerald Gardens of
Democratic Socialists
Harmony is a phase of the law whose expression is love
Chairwoman An
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population27.326 billion

LeaderChairwoman An

CurrencyPhoenix Fen
Animalsky unicorn

The Candy-coated Emerald Gardens of Harmoneia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairwoman An with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 27.326 billion Harmoneians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Harmoneian economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Phoenix Fens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,959 Phoenix Fens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmoneia's national animal is the sky unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harmoneia is ranked 165,861st in the world and 4,358th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Safest: 2,080thTop
Largest Populations: 2,970thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,007thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,303rdLargest Governments: 6,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,483rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,656thHighest Economic Output: 8,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,903rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,647thSmartest Citizens: 12,124thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,046thMost Cultured: 20,416th
Safest: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 332nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 364th in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 531st in the regionBest Weather: 549th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 578th in the region

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