by Max Barry

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Harmoneia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 128
Safest: 2,035thLargest Populations: 2,989thMost Influential: 3,271st
The Candy-coated Emerald Gardens of
Democratic Socialists
Harmony is a phase of the law whose expression is love
Chairwoman An
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population26.059 billion

LeaderChairwoman An

CurrencyPhoenix Fen
Animalsky unicorn

The Candy-coated Emerald Gardens of Harmoneia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairwoman An with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.059 billion Harmoneians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Harmoneian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion Phoenix Fens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,959 Phoenix Fens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harmoneia's national animal is the sky unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harmoneia is ranked 99,745th in the world and 3,611th in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 828.52 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Safest: 2,035thLargest Populations: 2,989thMost Influential: 3,271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,973rdLargest Governments: 6,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,892ndHighest Economic Output: 7,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,563rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,355thHealthiest Citizens: 10,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,509thSmartest Citizens: 11,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,576th
Largest Populations: 92nd in the regionSafest: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 233rd in the regionLargest Governments: 307th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 335th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 342nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 365th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 381st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 530th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 591st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 600th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 604th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Harmoneia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Harmoneia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Harmoneia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Harmoneia relocated from Balder to Lazarus.
  • : Harmoneia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Harmoneia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Harmoneia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Harmoneia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Harmoneia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Harmoneia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.


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