The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 40.676 billion Harlem Heatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Social Policy, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Harlem Heatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Sawannas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,106 Sawannas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harlem Heat's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Harlem Heat is ranked 163,903^rd in the world and 35^th in United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.81 law-abiding acts per hour.