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Largest Black Market: 499thMost Ignorant Citizens: 546thLargest Mining Sector: 585th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To dedicate our lives to Paradise.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Haret

Population15.967 billion

CapitalParadise Gate
LeaderChosen One
FaithHigh Truth

CurrencyBlessing
AnimalGriffin

The Holy Empire of Haret is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chosen One with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.967 billion Haretians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Gate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Haretian economy, worth a remarkable 4,884 trillion Blessings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 305,909 Blessings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,260,698 per year while the poor average 48,871, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and Haretian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Haret's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is High Truth.

Haret is ranked 104,762nd in the world and 24th in Autropolis for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,586.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Black Market: 499thMost Ignorant Citizens: 546thLargest Mining Sector: 585thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 847thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,008thMost Devout: 1,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,144thMost Avoided: 2,154thHighest Average Incomes: 2,167thHighest Economic Output: 2,623rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,771stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,557thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,806thMost Primitive: 3,967thMost Patriotic: 4,213thLargest Retail Industry: 5,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,937thMost Armed: 6,559thLargest Governments: 6,978thFattest Citizens: 7,098thNudest: 8,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,517thLowest Crime Rates: 8,957thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,856thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,324thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,616thMost Conservative: 20,691stMost Authoritarian: 24,666th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Haret, Haretian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Haret, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Haret, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Haret was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Aaydofan of Zenar, curing 80 million infected.
  • : Haret was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Confederacy of Parco, curing 259 million infected.

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