Least Corrupt Governments: 57th Safest: 247th Most Cheerful Citizens: 252nd
The Inferno Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Power
Attorney General / Shame Bear Controller
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Inferno Republic of Hardened Pyrokinetics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Jacquelyn Bernard with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.316 billion Pyrokians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merako. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hardened Pyrokineticsian economy, worth 865 trillion Fire Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,265 Fire Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Hardened Pyrokinetics, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hardened Pyrokinetics's national animal is the Fire Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Grand Church of the Holy Flames.

Hardened Pyrokinetics is ranked 160,351st in the world and 26th in Ankh Mauta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -20.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 57thSafest: 247thMost Cheerful Citizens: 252ndMost Cultured: 252ndNicest Citizens: 302ndHealthiest Citizens: 312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 425thBest Weather: 631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 697thLongest Average Lifespans: 749thMost Rebellious Youth: 760thMost Pacifist: 1,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,533rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,737thMost Stationary: 2,277thMost Influential: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,195thLargest Governments: 3,662ndSmartest Citizens: 5,635thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,420thLargest Populations: 8,776thMost Secular: 9,308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,825thHighest Economic Output: 11,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,114th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Hardened Pyrokinetics.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Hardened Pyrokinetics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Hardened Pyrokinetics was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Hardened Pyrokinetics voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, Hardened Pyrokinetics's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.

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