The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.301 billion Kakistocracies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth 413 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,643 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Haprus Nanarian Desert, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 173,738^th in the world and 9,227^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.73 crimes per hour.