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Most Influential: 554thRudest Citizens: 3,426thMost Armed: 3,539th
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Haprus Nanari

Population2.301 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderThe Omnipotent Reverend Bobby
FaithPolytheistic

CurrencyDollars
AnimalPussy

The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.301 billion Kakistocracies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth 413 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,643 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Haprus Nanarian Desert, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 173,738th in the world and 9,227th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.73 crimes per hour.

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Most Influential: 554thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,426thMost Armed: 3,539thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,031stLargest Retail Industry: 4,824thFattest Citizens: 4,902ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,004thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,240thNudest: 6,993rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,437thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,867thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,219thHighest Average Incomes: 9,757thLargest Black Market: 11,096thMost Cultured: 13,085thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,744thMost Efficient Economies: 14,435thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,848thMost Patriotic: 16,346thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,369thMost Secular: 21,154thMost Developed: 21,915thLargest Governments: 21,934thSmartest Citizens: 22,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,655th
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Most Armed: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 146th in the regionFattest Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 154th in the regionRudest Citizens: 183rd in the regionNudest: 206th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 226th in the regionLargest Black Market: 251st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 311th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 381st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 447th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 481st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 495th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 507th in the regionMost Patriotic: 616th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 654th in the regionMost Cultured: 670th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 930th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 971st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 973rd in the regionMost Secular: 994th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,004th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,010th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,016th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,024th in the regionMost Developed: 1,096th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,315th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haprus Nanari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Haprus Nanarian Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby on Haprus Nanari's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, Kakistocracies seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dollars charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Haprus Nanari, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.

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