The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.777 billion Kakistocracies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,794 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 153,644^th in the world and 6,872^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.73 law-abiding acts per hour.