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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,193rdMost Avoided: 9,417th
The Radical of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Happyland Featured

Population1.134 billion



The Radical of Happyland Featured is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its feral children, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.134 billion Happyland Featuredians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featurdistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The very strong Happyland Featuredian economy, worth 63.0 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 55,560 cakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Happyland Featured's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Happyland Featured is ranked 112,241st in the world and 2nd in Hole To Hide In for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,385.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,193rdMost Avoided: 9,417thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,445thMost Armed: 12,688thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,917thLargest Mining Sector: 16,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,791stMost Secular: 17,944thHighest Crime Rates: 19,103rd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

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