The Radical of Happyland Featured is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its feral children, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.134 billion Happyland Featuredians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featurdistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.
The very strong Happyland Featuredian economy, worth 63.0 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 55,560 cakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Happyland Featured's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Hole To Hide In rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Hole To Hide In rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Happyland Featured relocated from Bluecrown Keep to Hole To Hide In.
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Bluecrown Keep rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Bluecrown Keep rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Bluecrown Keep rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Happyland Featured published "aaaaaaa" (Factbook: Overview).
- : Happyland Featured relocated from Magna Orbis Terrarum to Bluecrown Keep.
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Magna Orbis Terrarum rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Magna Orbis Terrarum rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".