The Kingdom of Happyland Featured is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 211 million Happyland Featuredians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.
The strong Happyland Featuredian economy, worth 9.76 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,243 cakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the study of medicine is popular throughout Happyland Featured, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Happyland Featured's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Happyland Featured's influence in The Vincence Kingdom rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Happyland Featured's influence in The Vincence Kingdom rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Happyland Featured lodged a message on the The Vincence Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Happyland Featured relocated from Northern Utopia to The Vincence Kingdom.
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Happyland Featured lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.
- : Happyland Featured relocated from Alnobia Minor to Northern Utopia.
- : Happyland Featured was banned from 100 Nations of Conquest by The Scorched Earth of Ommastrephes.
- : Happyland Featured's influence in Alnobia Minor rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".