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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,378thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,847thMost Pacifist: 7,056th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
I Can Has Cheezburger?
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Happy Cat

Population15.539 billion

CapitalHappy City
LeaderHappy Cat
FaithHappyism

CurrencyHappy Dollar
AnimalHappy Cat

The Republic of Happy Cat is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Happy Cat with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.539 billion Happy Cats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Happy Cat economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion Happy Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,945 Happy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on a Happy Cat resumés, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happy Cat's national animal is the Happy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Happyism.

Happy Cat is ranked 19,048th in the world and 26th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,121.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,378thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,847thMost Pacifist: 7,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,236thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,361stSafest: 10,432ndNicest Citizens: 10,673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,830thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,567thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,501stMost Inclusive: 16,538thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,608thBest Weather: 17,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,048thHighest Food Quality: 22,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,918thHighest Economic Output: 22,919thLargest Populations: 27,562ndMost Influential: 29,585thHighest Drug Use: 29,912thMost Valuable International Artwork: 31,302nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Happy Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Happy Cat, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Happy Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Happy Cat, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Happy Cat, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Happy Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Happy Cat, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on a Happy Cat resumés.
  • : Happy Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Happy Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Happy Cat, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Happy Cat's radio stations.

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