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Most Efficient Economies: 50th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 433rd
The Majestic Twelve of
Libertarian Police State
Ipsa scientia potestas est.
the Majestic Twelve
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Haor Chall

Population17.993 billion

CapitalXi Char
Leaderthe Majestic Twelve


The Majestic Twelve of Haor Chall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Majestic Twelve with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.993 billion Charrians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xi Char. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Charrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,651 trillion Ambrosias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 258,507 Ambrosias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,855 per year while the poor average 69,020, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The entire entry for Haor Chall in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, sex changes are routinely performed at Haor Chall's hospitals, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haor Chall's national animal is the Droideka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haor Chall is ranked 168,953rd in the world and 9,057th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 10.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Efficient Economies: 50thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 433rdMost Influential: 668thLargest Mining Sector: 676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,025thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,104thMost Avoided: 1,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,322ndHighest Economic Output: 1,621stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,881stFattest Citizens: 1,921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,514thHighest Average Incomes: 2,565thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,675thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,988thLargest Black Market: 3,367thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,392ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,700thSafest: 4,833rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,182ndLargest Populations: 6,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,558thSmartest Citizens: 6,876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,227thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,909thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,106thLargest Governments: 10,433rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,086thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,131stMost Secular: 12,641stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,404thHighest Drug Use: 15,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,414th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 191st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 262nd in the regionSafest: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 296th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 329th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 382nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 490th in the regionLargest Governments: 523rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 581st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 614th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 621st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 649th in the regionMost Secular: 656th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 661st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 772nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, sex changes are routinely performed at Haor Chall's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, the entire entry for Haor Chall in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Haor Chall was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on the Majestic Twelve's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, big game hunters travel to Haor Chall to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Haor Chall, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Haor Chall was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 457 » Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Shibutani, Corfad, Shin-Hachioji, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Siwale, New Pruessen, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Zeternia, Notyoutopia, Arstungry, The Serdey Islands, Ka Ching, Sundred, New Bremerton, Bayern-Straubing, Snoodum, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, THX1138, Spartoptia, Pallaith, The Discipled, Babacar, Buckerino, Wineclaw, United Draconia, Shadowrik, Racoda, The United States of Romania, Universal State Formula, SORT, Ostrinios, Former English Colony, General COE, Sanjurika, Niradans, Boltang, Frances Francis the First of France, Yukti, and 407 others.Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Wilkshire, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Kelvaros Prime, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, The Iron Lions, Empy, Amauri, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Highton Islands, Diodone, Newpromisedland, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Valhalla123, Ninjak30, Omnistria, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, SillyString, Kalimora Aire, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, The Windmilluminati, Xentherida, The South Falls, Unsophisticate, French Bananastan, Humptalumpta, New Eleria, Steraz, Partax, Maott, Revolutionary Sealand, Dicko, Amerian States, Kulgatha, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, National Goats, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Loptous, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Hesterin, New Trisone, Ozstan, Wallis Island, Atain, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Renzic, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Joodey, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Panama Coalition, Torakuen, SchoolHouse Rock, Jasminlandia, Sea Ghost, Guslantis, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Saturns Edge, Stuiderland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, Agharya, Advancia-Sizzletown, Daiz, Aetulia, Ostrolia, Aeolist, Axstahl, Ausnakulia, Camarthen, Misuvelia, AltanUrag, Cailocana, Peldorn, Cam Zazi, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Meyghan, Altivia, Drusselstein, Choistan, East Wushen, Chukstik Illahi, Island States of Skelldia, Jackxanlandia, David Davidson, Trillius, Elgaland-Vargaland, Moose repupblic, Dopeland420, Neo-Philadelphia, Analomink, Elder Realms, Dadastan Archipelago, Marijuana Haven, Acrabinnia, Esplandia, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Intrapolia, Beladev, Yummy Blubber, Cyrenayca, Dawn Guard, Western Vapia, Breduria, British Bayonet, Union of Austria-Hungary, Pleroma Sans Romans, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Yugobatania, Brettenia, Timglish Congressional Republic, The English Alliance, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Kyziban Islands, Pinguioris, The Empire of Bangladesh, Phoronu, Vikingiarchy, Plasir Grand, Heimgau, Gilakistan, Viridiann, East Taco, BrightFutures, Heken, Kosackia, Thiammyalllaland, Noiah, The Republic of Rosemount, Govornia, Korolk, The Most Freedom Ever, Kolorland, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Great Solordia, The Gamer Party, The Farallons, Kubrostavsria, Kokomo Island, United Kingdoms of Islands, Hellstown, Ciri Pole, Get Away From Me, Free Culture, Phualand, Raseus, Tianqing, HereIsPotato, Caralapace, Helix Labs, East Supple Lund, Castle Federation, Asgardira, Arzenoa, Calamazo, Central Ryal, Aweland, Dylanana, Angwayster, Detrivania, Azzarel, Bohr Einstein, Bonjoura, Chamocha, Soviet Terran, Anna Airters, Abadazad, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Heminaw, Jefffliu, Lemonbiscuits, Lanorth, Karazan, Manticore utopia, Arimbia, Kseckland, Cobrakia, British Pacific Islands, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Cors Evia, Indiana Hoosier nation, Kyrianian, Ieprus, Magorostan, Hazarium, Fayyayid, Gukapub, Erwo Stal, Livingstone, Blackphir, Holy Marcus Empire, Lamuell, Longsword01, Marxist Luxembourg, Libertanarchia, Copria, Mercandia, Mesherica, Unimaginable Doom, Kristalmaan, Ice and Tinian, Durgron, Ecronentia, United Asgardian States, Iselko, McDonaldsland, Rydeum, Kobagia, Astronomical, Arcadiom, Kuveria, MinaFederal, Fendlium, Beta Centauri B3, Keelut, Ejhsa, Bidragistan, Illichiana, Felpolandia, Eslua, Lost Staria, Condak, Maresi, Mazuri, Arquan, Ischyri Thelis, Dorgus, Miruma, New Caeitanordia, Durr, Necromonia, Kiegiont Bred, Narwhal, Neo Hungarica, Catopia2, Seidr Wyrd, Aroa, New Dele, LostLegion, Wanatah, United States of Medford, New Austra, Zokk, Walter Jackson, Kalavania, The West United States, New Phyrreus, Rkainjel, Wunderstrafanstalt, ZimRobwe, New Pacifian Territory, Venezuelia, Wooleystan, Mount Timbers, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, United States of Americanas, Biebertal, Tsandonown, Willisonvilledaleton, Musselshell, Fizban, Lomjia, Apetopia, Mitrales, Bananoonza, Aratani, Zupla, Of Jasper, Osiris-Rex, The Seven Shed Skins, The Backwardest Nation You Know, BNoE, Surikatia, Theodorna, Centromuria, Moisus, Dugariana, Pillsburg, Penrith, Sunaiya, Coprianus, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kalovinter, Carler, Morinas, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Nordic-British Union, Supercarriers, The Stratosphere Islands, Norepinephrine, PembrokeLand, Storland, 1 very fast endotarter, Odrinia, Nova Trieste, Palisede, The Kingdom of Malomgo, Northern Glory, The AP Republic, Aldros, The Ered Engrin, Ikea Rike, NationTownState, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, North Armatas, Loutsland, Nirmalandia, New Ailborie Doonstan, Staunching the Tycoon, Missionary, Aeviternus, Hileville, Lesbian Femdom, Pauliestien, Great japanese islands, Old Emporia, Islessallend, Pop7up, Ponasia, Luciferian666, Oktavio, Planes, Orado, Beta Cyndriel, Fun time land of Fun, Orenmark, Tire Sover, Kingdom of Destsky, Edwaziefind, Ariwana, Proov583, Prydania, Ever dark, Eylstadt Izetta, Orven, Nortopenesenia, Fengate, Destructive Government Endorsing System, GreFrada, Saint Alaric, Scrubbertalia, Federalania, Elmo is a commie, Republic of Naya, Republic of Turbin, Spunkland, Romania-Moldavia, Sheldony, Scouria, Shigonia, RoyalForeverever, Republic of New Atlantis, Senkaiboashi, Scrisix, Noahs Second Country, San Xavier, Plumas, Russlandian States, Pradovnia, Conservadoria, Swolecat, Iotar, Sacrento, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, The Black Cathedral, and Loli County.

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