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Most Primitive: 242ndMost Devout: 1,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,908th
The Commonwealth of
Moralistic Democracy
Ole tleos Beuos, por tleos noeros, por tleos forhlke.
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Hanuhnah-Amerika

Population5.66 billion

CapitalDayas
LeaderKomkoiy Kolton Deo Horque
FaithAmarikanisma

CurrencyTecop
AnimalLonghorn Cattle

The Commonwealth of Hanuhnah-Amerika is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Komkoiy Kolton Deo Horque with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.66 billion Tehans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dayas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tehan economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Tecops a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,177 Tecops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 770,417 per year while the poor average 47,834, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, major cities run on potato batteries, Komkoiy Kolton Deo Horque often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanuhnah-Amerika's national animal is the Longhorn Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amarikanisma.

Hanuhnah-Amerika is ranked 247,310th in the world and 29th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -18 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Primitive: 242ndMost Devout: 1,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,908thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,158thTop
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Most Armed: 2,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,868thLargest Mining Sector: 3,134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,268thLargest Retail Industry: 3,393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,868thLargest Black Market: 3,891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,264thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,281stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,300thMost Patriotic: 4,320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,777thMost Cultured: 4,856thRudest Citizens: 4,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,424thMost Efficient Economies: 5,893rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,168thLargest Governments: 11,146thFattest Citizens: 11,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,195thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,698thHighest Economic Output: 16,226thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,034thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,216thLowest Crime Rates: 17,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,650thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,722nd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, Komkoiy Kolton Deo Horque often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Hanuhnah-Amerika was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Hanuhnah-Amerika was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanuhnah-Amerika, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs.

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