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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 398thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 771stRudest Citizens: 959th
The 𝔐ᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ 𝔐ᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 𝔊ᴜɪʟᴅs of
Anarchy
It is necessary to sail the seas; unnecessary to live.
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Hanseatic League

Population8.07 billion

CapitalLübeck
LeaderGroßbürger Thadeus Kaufmann
FaithBaltic Lutheran Church

Currencystaatsmark
AnimalBaltic Eagle

The 𝔐ᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ 𝔐ᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 𝔊ᴜɪʟᴅs of Hanseatic League is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Großbürger Thadeus Kaufmann with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.07 billion Hansa live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lübeck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanseatic economy, worth a remarkable 2,140 trillion staatsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 265,283 staatsmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,378,383 per year while the poor average 3,792, a ratio of 627 to 1.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Hanseatic League of supplying extremist groups, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hanseatic League's national animal is the Baltic Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Baltic Lutheran Church.

Hanseatic League is ranked 2,044th in the world and 41st in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 767.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 398thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 771stRudest Citizens: 959thLargest Retail Industry: 1,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,289thMost Pro-Market: 1,423rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,580thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,044thSmartest Citizens: 2,396thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,190thHighest Average Incomes: 3,358thMost Developed: 3,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,876thMost Secular: 4,716thHighest Food Quality: 4,738thLargest Governments: 5,395thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,598thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,914thMost Inclusive: 6,154thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,595thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,308thHighest Economic Output: 8,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,682ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,085thLowest Crime Rates: 11,185thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,300thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,045thSafest: 15,416thMost Patriotic: 16,683rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,536thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,703rd
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Secular: 84th in the regionMost Extreme: 91st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hanseatic League was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Hanseatic League of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Hanseatic League's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hanseatic League created a custom banner.
  • : Hanseatic League altered its national flag.
  • : Hanseatic League relocated from Lazarus to Europe.
  • : Hanseatic League was refounded in Lazarus.

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