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Nudest: 2,663rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,033rdMost Devout: 7,200th
The Federal Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dar Kraziketion hat 20 Staaten und trehy wiüle Pöewerun
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.413 billion

LeaderOtto von Nirmark
FaithChristian Protestant

CurrencyHanasina Mark
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Federal Kingdom of Hanasina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Otto von Nirmark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.413 billion Hanasinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karion. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hanasinan economy, worth 169 trillion Hanasina Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,840 Hanasina Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Karion Times is sold out, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanasina's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Protestant.

Hanasina is ranked 105,077th in the world and 4,368th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Nudest: 2,663rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,033rdMost Devout: 7,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,029thMost Armed: 11,470thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,528thMost Developed: 17,246thMost Efficient Economies: 17,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,657thHealthiest Citizens: 18,240thMost Patriotic: 19,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,550thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,652ndBest Weather: 20,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,473rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,712thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,807thLargest Governments: 24,642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 25,082ndLargest Publishing Industry: 25,757thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,539thHighest Average Incomes: 29,071stHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,987th
Nudest: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Devout: 194th in the regionMost Armed: 292nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 540th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 640th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 660th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 665th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 711th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 728th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 762nd in the regionMost Developed: 859th in the regionBest Weather: 900th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 907th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 917th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 922nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 956th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 965th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,048th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,110th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,147th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,201st in the region

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