Least Corrupt Governments: 872nd Most Pacifist: 954th Nicest Citizens: 1,121st
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Hamstery is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.363 billion Hamsterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but sluggish Hamsteryian economy, worth 653 trillion Seeds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,546 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hamstery is ranked 2,111th in the world and 5th in Scandinavia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.25 Years.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 872ndMost Pacifist: 954thNicest Citizens: 1,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,496thTop
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Safest: 1,674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,690thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,111thSmartest Citizens: 2,822ndBest Weather: 2,849thMost Cultured: 2,863rdLargest Governments: 2,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,763rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,049thLowest Crime Rates: 4,694thMost Inclusive: 4,723rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,268thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,298thMost Income Equality: 9,522ndNudest: 9,938thLargest Populations: 10,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,710thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,728thMost Politically Free: 13,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,820th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Hamstery will pay them to stop.
  • : Hamstery voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Securing Nuclear Materials from dastardly Menaces"".
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, moonshine has made a resurgence.

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