The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 20.77 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth a remarkable 7,292 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 351,094 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trespassers entering Leader's office are immediately vaporized, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Hamronica's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 2,971^st in the world and 92^nd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 146.5 Quips Per Hour.