The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 19.86 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth a remarkable 6,952 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 350,073 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, one complaint of Hamronica's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 24,408^th in the world and 703^rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.14 on the Human Development Index.