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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51stLargest Gambling Industry: 60th
The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Mahnamahna
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hamronica

Population28.065 billion

CapitalHamronica City
LeaderLeader

Currencywarg
Animalanimal

The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 28.065 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth a remarkable 9,847 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 350,875 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is giving peace a chance, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and the government is outsourcing itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 1,538th in the world and 40th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 483.06 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51stLargest Gambling Industry: 60thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 178thHighest Crime Rates: 184thMost Rebellious Youth: 263rdMost Armed: 288thMost Secular: 341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 477thFattest Citizens: 485thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 493rdHighest Economic Output: 649thMost Stationary: 715thLargest Insurance Industry: 862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,392ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,417thHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdMost Avoided: 1,538thHighest Drug Use: 1,559thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,632ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,919thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,356thMost Cultured: 2,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,483rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,525thSmartest Citizens: 3,691stLargest Populations: 3,908thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,174thMost Inclusive: 4,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,290thHighest Food Quality: 5,794thRudest Citizens: 6,226thNudest: 9,498thLargest Mining Sector: 10,018thLargest Black Market: 12,584thMost Influential: 12,750thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,196thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,109th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 182nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 185th in the regionNudest: 189th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 203rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 458th in the regionMost Extreme: 460th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 818th in the regionMost Influential: 824th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,082nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,116th in the regionMost Developed: 1,134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hamronica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, one complaint of Hamronica's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.

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