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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th Largest Gambling Industry: 81st
The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Mahnamahna
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hamronica

Population19.86 billion

CapitalHamronica City
LeaderLeader

Currencywarg
Animalanimal

The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 19.86 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth a remarkable 6,952 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 350,073 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, one complaint of Hamronica's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 24,408th in the world and 703rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.14 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thLargest Gambling Industry: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 144thMost Secular: 149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151stMost Armed: 210thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thHighest Disposable Incomes: 365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 425thFattest Citizens: 449thHighest Economic Output: 654thMost Corrupt Governments: 792ndHighest Average Incomes: 839thLargest Retail Industry: 843rdMost Stationary: 951stMost Efficient Economies: 1,024thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,229thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,291stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,491stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,832ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,914thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,134thMost Cultured: 2,210thHighest Drug Use: 2,231stRudest Citizens: 2,746thSmartest Citizens: 2,809thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,112thMost Avoided: 3,444thMost Inclusive: 3,667thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,621stLargest Populations: 4,664thLargest Black Market: 6,221stLargest Mining Sector: 6,427thNudest: 6,690thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,399thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,746thTop
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Most Influential: 9,064thMost Pro-Market: 9,627thMost Extreme: 13,438th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 126th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 142nd in the regionNudest: 144th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 302nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 312th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 419th in the regionMost Influential: 545th in the regionMost Extreme: 563rd in the regionMost Developed: 703rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Hamronica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, one complaint of Hamronica's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Hamronica City.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, students in Hamronica's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamronica, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.

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