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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th
The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population31.36 billion

CapitalHamronica City


The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 31.36 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth an astonishing 11,003 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 350,875 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the government is outsourcing itself, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 1,688th in the world and 32nd in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 482.93 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 111thHighest Drug Use: 143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 197thHighest Crime Rates: 233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 276thMost Armed: 332ndMost Secular: 409thHighest Disposable Incomes: 427thFattest Citizens: 538thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 564thHighest Economic Output: 649thMost Stationary: 663rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 759thLargest Insurance Industry: 803rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,680thMost Avoided: 1,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,779thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,818thLargest Retail Industry: 1,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,380thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,459thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,525thMost Cultured: 2,876thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,149thLargest Populations: 3,733rdSmartest Citizens: 4,091stMost Efficient Economies: 4,272ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,730thMost Inclusive: 5,288thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,899thHighest Food Quality: 6,535thRudest Citizens: 6,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,507thMost Influential: 12,868thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,477thTop
Nudest: 15,607thLargest Mining Sector: 15,716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,175thLargest Black Market: 21,108thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,180th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 187th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Extreme: 243rd in the regionNudest: 263rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 273rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 363rd in the region

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