The Empire of Hamronica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 28.065 billion Hamronicans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamronica City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hamronican economy, worth a remarkable 9,847 trillion wargs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 350,875 wargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is giving peace a chance, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and the government is outsourcing itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hamronica's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamronica is ranked 1,538^th in the world and 40^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 483.06 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.