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The Great Sh!tpost War
Better Quality
From left to right, Soldiers from 
Topoliani fending off a Drunken Shrek and his army, 
Hammer Britannia sending Zitravgrad pro-Britannian Propaganda
The black party fending off the nerd horde
The only known image of 
Valentine Z's best Sniper
Date 1/5/1219 AD - Ongoing
Location Everywhere
The Chads-------------------The Nerds
Hammer Britannia ---------------- The black partyTopoliani--------------------------- Valentine ZThe Holy Realm of Shrek ------------------ Stanier
The black party(Briefly)----------------
Topoliani(Briefly)--------------------------------------- Everyone Else
Hours upon hours wasted on Sh!tposting
when I could be reading my immortal
(This is just a sh!tpost, no take seriously and bully pls)
The Great Sh!tpost War (AKA, The Topolianian-Black Party War) is a large-scale war primally being fought on the Forum 7 front but is known for having battles all over the NationStates. The war has caused thousands of innocent brain cells to be slaughtered without meaning
The War Begins
It all started when the Black Party made a passing comment about how they had a quote "Anti-Bullsh!t Cannon". Topoliani didn't like this and politely asked them "yo wtf? delet this" to which The Black Party replied, "No bivch my cannon now". To which Topoliani declared a crusade on the black party, and called Hammer Britannia as an ally.
The Battle for Europe
The Battle for Europe was a short but brutal fight. The Armies of Hammer Britannia and Topoliani met in Europe in order to take down the Black Party. The sh!tposting caused uproar within the region causing temporary anarchy, all apart of Hammer Britannia's plan, but, there was a problem. One nation went rogue and told "If you two don't stop, I'ma bust a cold-ass lil cap up in you both" to which Hammer Britannia basically replied with "No u". The resulting end-battle was chaotic. Thousands if not millions of brain cells died and Europe would be forever changed. Interestingly, Shrek was actually involved in this battle.
The Patriot's Invasion
Things were quiet between then and now. There was the occasional skirmish, yes, but besides that, there was not much fighting. That was, until a couple of months ago when Hammer Britannia declared war on various nations within the "Forum 7" world. These include tiny Earth Nations to giants like Wentera. The resulting campaigns resulted in several long and excruciating days being wasted on mear sh!tpost, especially in the Democratic Exodian Territories where weapons were actually developed to try to destroy the Evil Hammer Britannia (to no avail obviously). Fighting still continues, but for the most part has died down for now.
The Death of Hammer Britannia
Hammer Britannia ded, with that the war has slowed down
The Revival Of HB
jk lol, he no longer ded
Special Thank you to the United american commomwealth for teaching me how to make a Wikipedia esc factbook
