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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,211thMost Avoided: 2,804th
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Hammer Britannia

Population8.97 billion

FaithTo be honest I don't know

CurrencyHuman Baby
AnimalUr mom

The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.97 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,004 Human Babies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 206,730th in the world and 107th in The Labyrinth for Most Politically Free, scoring 10.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,211thTop
Most Avoided: 2,804thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,331stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,748thLargest Black Market: 4,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,756thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,548thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,032ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,408thMost Armed: 8,408thMost Influential: 9,436thMost Efficient Economies: 10,140thHighest Average Incomes: 10,176thHighest Economic Output: 10,986thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,094thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,036thMost Developed: 17,151stSmartest Citizens: 21,091stMost Secular: 21,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,398th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the region

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