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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thMost Avoided: 2,754th
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Hammer Britannia

Population7.116 billion

FaithTo be honest I don't know

CurrencyHuman Baby
AnimalUr mom

The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.116 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,132 Human Babies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Brixton, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 155,346th in the world and 45th in The Labyrinth for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.16 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,142ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thMost Avoided: 2,754thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,506thLargest Black Market: 3,995thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,511thLargest Retail Industry: 6,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,312thMost Armed: 6,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,469thMost Influential: 8,628thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,830thMost Efficient Economies: 8,988thHighest Average Incomes: 9,590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,917thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,455thHighest Economic Output: 12,694thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,905thMost Developed: 16,104th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Merni, Greater Victora, Vavax, Karach24, Paeternia, and Dragosi.

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