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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,331stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,105thMost Avoided: 2,801st
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Hammer Britannia

Population8.584 billion

FaithTo be honest I don't know

CurrencyHuman Baby
AnimalUr mom

The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.584 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,004 Human Babies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 3,664th in the world and 4th in The Labyrinth for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 44,060.07 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,331stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,105thTop
Most Avoided: 2,801stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,664thLargest Black Market: 4,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,354thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,837thLargest Retail Industry: 7,081stMost Armed: 7,978thMost Influential: 9,531stMost Efficient Economies: 9,771stHighest Average Incomes: 9,826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,728thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,737thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,827thMost Developed: 16,641stSmartest Citizens: 20,464thMost Secular: 21,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,379th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the region

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