The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.851 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,929 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,861 Human Babies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 309,593^rd in the world and 26^th in The Labyrinth for Safest, scoring 5.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.