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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,048th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,815th Largest Black Market: 2,832nd
The I don't know of
Father Knows Best State
Rule Britannia!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Hammer Britannia

Population4.704 billion

FaithTo be honest I don't know

CurrencyHuman Baby
AnimalUr mom

The I don't know of Hammer Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.704 billion Brits are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 801 trillion Human Babies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,315 Human Babies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Pink". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 38,482nd in the world and 27th in The Labyrinth for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,481.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,048thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,815thLargest Black Market: 2,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,383rdMost Avoided: 4,149thLargest Retail Industry: 4,341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,083rdMost Armed: 5,601stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,643rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,099thMost Efficient Economies: 7,219thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,930thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,002ndRudest Citizens: 16,138thHighest Economic Output: 16,649th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

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