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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,240th
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Hammer Britannia

Population12.741 billion

FaithTo be honest I don't know

CurrencyHuman Baby
AnimalUr mom

The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.741 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,166 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,014 Human Babies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 129,592nd in the world and 28th in The Labyrinth for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,130.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,434thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,240thMost Avoided: 3,615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,296thLargest Black Market: 4,588thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,974thMost Patriotic: 7,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,917thLargest Retail Industry: 8,185thHighest Economic Output: 8,813thMost Influential: 9,035thMost Armed: 9,480thHighest Average Incomes: 11,571stMost Efficient Economies: 11,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,779thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,093rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,663rdMost Developed: 18,517thMost Stationary: 18,888thSmartest Citizens: 21,204thMost Secular: 21,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,001stLargest Populations: 25,704th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the region

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