The Republic of Hamgria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Ilaria Orson with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.706 billion Hamgrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamsden. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hamgrian economy, worth 278 trillion hammos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,139 hammos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the sun now sets on the Hamgrian Empire, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hamgria's national animal is the Woolly Hammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hamgria is ranked 41,695^th in the world and 3^rd in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 140.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.