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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thSafest: 334thLowest Crime Rates: 486th
The United States of
Tyranny by Majority
In God We Trust
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Hamerica

Population5.564 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Jones
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
Animalbison

The United States of Hamerica is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.564 billion Hamericans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 258,790 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 2,375th in the world and 138th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,406.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thSafest: 334thLowest Crime Rates: 486thMost Developed: 539thMost Pacifist: 564thLongest Average Lifespans: 571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 583rdHealthiest Citizens: 615thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 996thBest Weather: 1,090thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,154thNicest Citizens: 1,261stLargest Governments: 1,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,332ndHighest Food Quality: 1,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,566thMost Secular: 1,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,770thSmartest Citizens: 1,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,952ndMost Cultured: 2,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,375thMost Inclusive: 2,377thMost Influential: 2,472ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,639thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,815thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,921stHighest Average Incomes: 4,993rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,822ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 20,082ndHighest Economic Output: 21,382ndMost Patriotic: 23,709thMost Politically Free: 28,217th
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Safest: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionMost Politically Free: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 496th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 502nd in the regionMost Influential: 512th in the regionMost Patriotic: 520th in the region

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