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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47thMost Influential: 180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 578th
The United States of
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In God We Trust
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Population2.012 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Jones


The United States of Hamerica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.012 billion Hamericans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth 377 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 187,454 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 184,242nd in the world and 8,129th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47thMost Influential: 180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 578thSafest: 979thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,376thMost Pacifist: 1,662ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,699thLowest Crime Rates: 2,168thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,431stMost Efficient Economies: 2,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,005thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,081stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,483rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,532ndMost Developed: 3,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,964thMost Cultured: 4,080thSmartest Citizens: 4,373rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,025thLargest Governments: 5,069thMost Inclusive: 5,165thNicest Citizens: 5,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,834thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,435thHighest Average Incomes: 7,754thMost Secular: 9,927thRudest Citizens: 10,091stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,060thBest Weather: 12,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,155thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,312th
Most Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 148th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 191st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 235th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 306th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 311th in the regionNicest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Inclusive: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 336th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 395th in the regionRudest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Secular: 513th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 653rd in the regionBest Weather: 689th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 750th in the region

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