The United States of Hamerica is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.112 billion Hamericans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth 173 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,579 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst bisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 139,741^st in the world and 7,354^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.