The United States of Hamerica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.574 billion Hamericans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth 534 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 207,494 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 3,901^st in the world and 235^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,124.83 Tourists Per Hour.