The United States of Hamerica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.012 billion Hamericans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth 377 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 187,454 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 184,242^nd in the world and 8,129^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.