The Principality of Hallowmoss is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HH Prince-Warden Wuldarick III Fernpoole with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.201 billion Hallowmossians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holistowe. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The all-consuming Hallowmossian economy, worth 237 trillion Hallowmoss Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,757 Hallowmoss Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and it is often said that only HH Prince-Warden Wuldarick III Fernpoole could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hallowmoss's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rhytewone.

Hallowmoss is ranked 23,437^th in the world and 1^st in Thegye for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,498.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.