The Undisputed Territories of Hallelujah Mountains is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eytukan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 31.76 billion Hallelujah Mountainsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thundering Rocks City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hallelujah Mountainsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,637 trillion unobtaniums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,022 unobtaniums, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hallelujah Mountains's national animal is the fandango, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eywa.

Hallelujah Mountains is ranked 185,960^th in the world and 2^nd in Crusaders of Justice for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 698.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.