The Second Breakfast of Halflings is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.263 billion Halflingsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The strong Halflingsian economy, worth 178 trillion mathoms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 54,672 mathoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Halflings's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Halflings is ranked 143,701^st in the world and 95^th in Middle Earth for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 654.27 on the Societal Mobility Rating.