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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,423rd
The Hydra Delegate of
Mother Knows Best State
❤ ~We will annex you with kindness!~ ❤
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Haley Ramen

Population16.789 billion

LeaderNice and Loveyness Empress Haley Alcott
FaithHaley Loviness

AnimalKawaii Finny-Tan

The Hydra Delegate of Haley Ramen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nice and Loveyness Empress Haley Alcott with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.789 billion Haleys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britannia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haley Ramenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,332 trillion Noodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 198,468 Noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haley Ramen's national animal is the Kawaii Finny-Tan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haley Loviness.

Haley Ramen is ranked 14,618th in the world and 2nd in HYDRA Command for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 340,741 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,611thLargest Governments: 1,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,661stMost Efficient Economies: 1,701stMost Cultured: 2,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,149thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,567thMost Devout: 2,577thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,678thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,355thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,855thLowest Crime Rates: 3,878thHighest Economic Output: 4,076thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,263rdMost Developed: 4,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,981stSmartest Citizens: 5,605thHighest Average Incomes: 6,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,371stMost Inclusive: 7,863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,147thTop
Largest Populations: 12,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,618thBest Weather: 17,797thHealthiest Citizens: 20,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,647thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,816th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

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