The Hydra Delegate of Haley Ramen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nice and Loveyness Empress Haley Alcott with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.789 billion Haleys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britannia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haley Ramenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,332 trillion Noodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 198,468 Noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haley Ramen's national animal is the Kawaii Finny-Tan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haley Loviness.

Haley Ramen is ranked 14,618^th in the world and 2^nd in HYDRA Command for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 340,741 Standard Monetary Units.