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Most Influential: 5,414thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,817thNicest Citizens: 13,445th
The United Social-Republic Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Hakwan's Here, Ready To Go!
Zan Yuoka
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population977 million

CapitalPuerto Princesa
LeaderZan Yuoka

CurrencyUnited Hakwani Dollar
AnimalPalawan Peacock Pheasant

The United Social-Republic Lands of Hakwan is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Zan Yuoka with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 977 million Hakwani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Princesa. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Hakwani economy, worth 37.6 trillion United Hakwani Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 38,505 United Hakwani Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zan Yuoka is famed for giving great back rubs, gambling is outlawed, the first half of cabinet meetings include Zan Yuoka complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Hakwan has found 1 easter egg), and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hakwan's national animal is the Palawan Peacock Pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hakwan is ranked 127,457th in the world and 650th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Influential: 5,414thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,817thNicest Citizens: 13,445thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,510thBest Weather: 14,938thTop
Most Devout: 16,936thMost Inclusive: 21,460thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,344thMost Income Equality: 24,990thMost Patriotic: 28,234th
Most Devout: 65th in the regionMost Income Equality: 80th in the region

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