The Dominion of Hakkelandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.06 billion Hakkelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corellia. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hakkelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,594 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,120 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, child labor has been outlawed, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Jasan's speeches are regarded as enemies of Hakkelandia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hakkelandia's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakkelandia is ranked 79,029^th in the world and 2^nd in The Hakketomatian Commonwealth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.69 law-abiding acts per hour.