The Sultanate of Hakk Fiss is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Isak Mourinho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.505 billion Fiskekakers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosegruppa. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hakk Fissian economy, worth 149 trillion hamiltons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,252 hamiltons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Kosegruppa River. Crime is totally unknown. Hakk Fiss's national animal is the snow crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hakk Fiss is ranked 27,194^th in the world and 663^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.