The United Kingdom of Hajnowka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jerzy Sirak with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.268 billion Hajnowkans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hajnówka. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hajnowkan economy, worth 122 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,617 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajnowka's national animal is the European bison.

Hajnowka is ranked 134,493^rd in the world and 2^nd in The United Kingdoms of Sorlland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.31 law-abiding acts per hour.