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Largest Retail Industry: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 236thRudest Citizens: 249th
The Atrahasian Republic of
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yo mama
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Population17.173 billion

Capitaldinos attic
Leaderyo mama
Faithfactual matters


The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by yo mama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.173 billion mommies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dinos attic. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient mommy economy, worth a remarkable 6,108 trillion stinkcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,700 stinkcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, Yo mama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the akel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is factual matters.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 271,095th in the world and 39th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Retail Industry: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 236thRudest Citizens: 249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266thMost Armed: 403rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 406thFattest Citizens: 424thHighest Crime Rates: 479thMost Avoided: 589thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 595thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 636thMost Subsidized Industry: 832ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,055thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,107thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,339thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,377thHighest Average Incomes: 1,408thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,434thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,601stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,681stHighest Economic Output: 1,764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,875thSmartest Citizens: 2,454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,532ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,748thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,018thLargest Mining Sector: 3,027thMost Cultured: 3,340thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,918thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,741stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,555thLargest Governments: 7,858thMost Secular: 7,889thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,405thLargest Black Market: 15,088thLargest Populations: 15,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,912th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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