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Largest Retail Industry: 165thMost Efficient Economies: 201stRudest Citizens: 211th
The Atrahasian Republic of
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yo mama
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Population14.917 billion

Capitaldinos attic
Leaderyo mama
Faithfactual matters


The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by yo mama with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.917 billion mommies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dinos attic. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient mommy economy, worth a remarkable 5,303 trillion stinkcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,522 stinkcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, Yo mama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the akel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is factual matters.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 86,626th in the world and 14th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Retail Industry: 165thMost Efficient Economies: 201stRudest Citizens: 211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 252ndMost Armed: 353rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 372ndFattest Citizens: 403rdHighest Crime Rates: 431stMost Avoided: 507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 582ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 645thMost Subsidized Industry: 650thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,023rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,045thHighest Average Incomes: 1,210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,247thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,268thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,435thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,735thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,751stHighest Economic Output: 1,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,943rdSmartest Citizens: 2,250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,260thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,302ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,563rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,637thLargest Mining Sector: 2,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,182ndMost Cultured: 3,199thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,622ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,556thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,650thLargest Governments: 7,226thMost Secular: 7,478thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,502ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,931stLargest Black Market: 14,350thLargest Populations: 16,795thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,143rd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the region

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