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Largest Retail Industry: 187thMost Efficient Economies: 216thRudest Citizens: 227th
The Atrahasian Republic of
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yo mama
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.943 billion

Capitaldinos attic
Leaderyo mama
Faithfactual matters


The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by yo mama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.943 billion mommies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dinos attic. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient mommy economy, worth a remarkable 5,670 trillion stinkcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,700 stinkcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, Yo mama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the akel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is factual matters.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 244,991st in the world and 43rd in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -31.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 187thMost Efficient Economies: 216thRudest Citizens: 227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256thMost Armed: 357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 382ndFattest Citizens: 410thHighest Crime Rates: 448thMost Avoided: 549thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 608thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 611thMost Subsidized Industry: 701stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,029thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,062ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,236thHighest Average Incomes: 1,281stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,285thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,383rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,519thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,788thHighest Economic Output: 1,793rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,340thSmartest Citizens: 2,348thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,668thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,699thLargest Mining Sector: 2,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,924thMost Cultured: 3,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,647thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,465thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,400thMost Secular: 7,365thLargest Governments: 7,457thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,187thLargest Black Market: 13,264thLargest Populations: 16,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,306th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Haja-Mishu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu altered its national flag.
  • : Haja-Mishu created a custom banner.


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