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Largest Retail Industry: 214th Rudest Citizens: 244th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 369th
The 🍗Atrahasian Republic🍗 of
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𒆷𒉺𒅈 𒁉𒌷𒌅 𒊬𒆕𒌅, 𒆠𒅖𒊒 𒁉𒌷𒌅 𒈬𒆪💯😂😂😂👌👌👌
High Doge A R X Ibranum
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Haja-Mishu

Population9.52 billion

CapitalShuraya
LeaderHigh Doge A R X Ibranum
FaithNone

CurrencyRuon
AnimalLamassu

The 🍗Atrahasian Republic🍗 of Haja-Mishu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Doge A R X Ibranum with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.52 billion Shurayu enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shuraya. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion Ruons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,448 Ruons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,774,387 per year while the poor average 19,951, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the Lamassu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 513th in the world and 1st in Sovereign Charter for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 22,898.92 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 214thRudest Citizens: 244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 513thHighest Disposable Incomes: 724thHighest Crime Rates: 821stMost Armed: 894thMost Subsidized Industry: 920thFattest Citizens: 935thMost Avoided: 1,009thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,219thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,511thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,617thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,815thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,822ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,237thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,243rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,549thLargest Mining Sector: 2,677thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,868thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,118thSmartest Citizens: 3,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,330thHighest Economic Output: 3,506thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,829thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,835thMost Efficient Economies: 3,925thMost Cultured: 4,426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,266thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,116thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,216thMost Stationary: 6,299thMost Pro-Market: 7,466thTop
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Most Secular: 8,595thMost Influential: 11,105thLargest Governments: 12,353rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,562ndLargest Black Market: 14,499thNudest: 16,865th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haja-Mishu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.

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