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Rudest Citizens: 632nd Largest Retail Industry: 716th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 807th
The 🍗Real Alex Jones🍗 of
Anarchy
𒆷𒉺𒅈 𒁉𒌷𒌅 𒊬𒆕𒌅, 𒆠𒅖𒊒 𒁉𒌷𒌅 𒈬𒆪💯😂😂😂👌👌👌
High Doge A R X Ibranum
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Haja-Mishu

Population8.8 billion

CapitalShuraya
LeaderHigh Doge A R X Ibranum
FaithNone

CurrencyRuon
AnimalLamassu

The 🍗Real Alex Jones🍗 of Haja-Mishu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Doge A R X Ibranum with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.8 billion Shurayu live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shuraya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion Ruons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,709 Ruons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,058,076 per year while the poor average 32,843, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

The government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, billions are being spent on a new island airport, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Haja-Mishu. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the Lamassu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 154,971st in the world and 42nd in Sovereign Charter for Safest, scoring 4.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 632ndLargest Retail Industry: 716thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,321stTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 1,597thMost Avoided: 1,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,810thMost Armed: 1,859thFattest Citizens: 2,194thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,256thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,818thHighest Average Incomes: 3,067thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,151stLargest Mining Sector: 3,578thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,762ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,865thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,895thMost Efficient Economies: 4,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,428thHighest Economic Output: 4,914thSmartest Citizens: 5,101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,207thMost Stationary: 6,632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,051stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,476thMost Pro-Market: 8,918thMost Cultured: 8,970thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,415thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,641stHighest Drug Use: 9,744thMost Secular: 10,011thMost Influential: 11,367th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Haja-Mishu.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Shurayu language.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, Haja-Mishu's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.

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