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Largest Retail Industry: 85th Rudest Citizens: 103rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd
The Atrahasian Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Beware Those Who Serve the Greater Good
High Doge A R X Ibranum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.642 billion

LeaderHigh Doge A R X Ibranum


The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Doge A R X Ibranum with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.642 billion Shurayu are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shuraya. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 3,720 trillion Ruons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,594 Ruons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,119,748 per year while the poor average 25,702, a ratio of 82.5 to 1.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, all recreational drugs are legal, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the Lamassu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 157,849th in the world and 19th in The Fourth Sovereign Charter for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Retail Industry: 85thRudest Citizens: 103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 239thMost Armed: 275thFattest Citizens: 346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 355thHighest Crime Rates: 400thMost Subsidized Industry: 411thMost Avoided: 478thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 688thHighest Average Incomes: 909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 958thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,008thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,131stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,186thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,232ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,411thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,416thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,540thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,904thLargest Mining Sector: 2,103rdSmartest Citizens: 2,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,282ndHighest Economic Output: 2,314thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,390thMost Cultured: 2,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,258thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,308thMost Efficient Economies: 3,857thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,528thMost Pro-Market: 6,664thMost Secular: 7,055thHighest Drug Use: 7,249thLargest Governments: 7,255thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,087thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,366thLargest Black Market: 11,029thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,193rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Haja-Mishu, preservative-laden Shurayu cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Asgareth, Harren Island, Nouvel Acadie, North Covenant, and Greater Slavacia.

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