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Largest Retail Industry: 152ndMost Efficient Economies: 196thRudest Citizens: 211th
The Atrahasian Republic of
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yo mama
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Population14.773 billion

Leaderyo mama


The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by yo mama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.773 billion Shurayu enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shuraya. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 5,257 trillion Ruons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,880 Ruons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, Yo mama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the Lamassu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 73,600th in the world and 15th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Extreme, scoring 22.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 152ndMost Efficient Economies: 196thRudest Citizens: 211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249thMost Armed: 356thHighest Disposable Incomes: 378thFattest Citizens: 407thHighest Crime Rates: 431stMost Avoided: 505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 579thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 644thMost Subsidized Industry: 645thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,057thHighest Average Incomes: 1,192ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,257thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,260thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,398thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,426thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,598thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,731stHighest Economic Output: 1,884thSmartest Citizens: 2,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,316thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,319thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,584thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,614thLargest Mining Sector: 2,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,788thMost Cultured: 3,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,527thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,554thLargest Governments: 7,241stMost Secular: 7,464thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,925thLargest Black Market: 14,264thLargest Populations: 16,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,340th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the region

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