The Ninety-Three Commonwealths of Haivon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Diplomat Hachinkwev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.859 billion Haivonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,516 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Haivonian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Haivon. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 236,104^th in the world and 1,415^th in 10000 Islands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.46 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.