The Ninety-Three Commonwealths of Haivon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Diplomat Hachinkwev with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.854 billion Haivonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,173 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, Haivonian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 267,212^th in the world and 1,637^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.46 crimes per hour.