The Moo Anarchist Commonwealth of Haivon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wolerren with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.169 billion Haivonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth 572 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,539 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Haivonian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 12,088^th in the world and 231^st in 10000 Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 25.28 Bank.