by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 1,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,940thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,375th
The Moo Anarchist Commonwealth of
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Population3.169 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Wolerren


The Moo Anarchist Commonwealth of Haivon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wolerren with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.169 billion Haivonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth 572 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,539 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Haivonian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 12,088th in the world and 231st in 10000 Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 25.28 Bank.

Most Inclusive: 1,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,940thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,375thMost Developed: 2,399thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,592ndRudest Citizens: 2,887thSmartest Citizens: 3,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,210thMost Influential: 3,271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,443rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,884thLargest Governments: 4,084thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,359thHealthiest Citizens: 4,419thMost Pacifist: 5,014thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,017thLowest Crime Rates: 6,281stMost Secular: 6,906thMost Cultured: 7,132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,836thMost Efficient Economies: 8,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,699thHighest Average Incomes: 8,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,216thSafest: 9,617thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,722ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,088thBest Weather: 13,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,123rdMost Politically Free: 18,868thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,581st
Most Inclusive: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Politically Free: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionMost Secular: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 116th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the region

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