The Free Revolutionary Republic of Haivon is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Absorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 994 million Haivonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Haivonian economy, worth 110 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,380 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the endangered saltwater humpback Platypus is only seen in captivity programs, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and Haivon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 98,598^th in the world and 660^th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 53.27598673668 Days.