by Max Barry

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The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strength Through Compliance
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Hail to the Chief UwU

Population110 million


The Republic of Hail to the Chief UwU is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 110 million Hail to the Chief UwUians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hail to the Chief UwUian economy, worth 3.93 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,751 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hail to the Chief UwU's national animal is the giraffe.

Hail to the Chief UwU is ranked 137,859th in the world and 2,744th in Artificial Solar System for Rudest Citizens, with 45.08 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 427th in the region

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