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Most Conservative: 7,494thMost Devout: 13,744th
The Allied States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Hahoalki

Population477 million

CapitalDurgets

CurrencyAntimatter Nanogram
AnimalGrendlsquutch

The Allied States of Hahoalki is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 477 million Hahoalkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durgets. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The Hahoalkian economy, worth 25.1 trillion Antimatter Nanograms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,538 Antimatter Nanograms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Grendlsquutch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hahoalki's national animal is the Grendlsquutch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hahoalki is ranked 135,975th in the world and 15th in The Dimensional Rift for Rudest Citizens, with 45.07 insults per minute.

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Most Conservative: 7,494thTop
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Most Devout: 13,744th
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Most Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Grendlsquutch.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Hahoalki lodged a message on the The Dimensional Rift Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahoalki, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.

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