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Most Conservative: 8,180thMost Devout: 14,499th
The Allied States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Hahoalki

Population1.01 billion

CapitalDurgets

CurrencyAntimatter Nanogram
AnimalGrendlsquutch

The Allied States of Hahoalki is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.01 billion Hahoalkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durgets. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The Hahoalkian economy, worth 54.0 trillion Antimatter Nanograms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,418 Antimatter Nanograms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hahoalki's national animal is the Grendlsquutch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hahoalki is ranked 160,289th in the world and 10th in The Dimensional Rift for Fattest Citizens, with 9.64 Obesity Rate.

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