by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,814thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,976th
The Defender of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
I came, I saw, I defended
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.459 billion

Capital10000 Islands


The Defender of Hahiha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hahiha with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 14.459 billion Defenders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10000 Islands. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Defense economy, worth 633 trillion Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,839 Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, Hahiha has designated 10000 Islands as its capital city, and Hahiha has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hahiha's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hahiha is ranked 247,316th in the world and 74th in England for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.31 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,814thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,816thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 15,976thLargest Populations: 20,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,232ndMost Income Equality: 23,341stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,103rdBest Weather: 25,218thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,957thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,587th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the region

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