Largest Black Market: 1,529th Most Efficient Economies: 2,172nd Largest Insurance Industry: 3,786th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
dead dictator = good dictator
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Al-Assad with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.833 billion Hafez al-Assadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hafez al-Assadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,927 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hafez al-Assad's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafez al-Assad is ranked 24,452nd in the world and 6th in Poland for Most Stationary, with 364.66643328 Days.

Top
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Largest Black Market: 1,529thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,172ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,786thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,976thHighest Economic Output: 4,456thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,042ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,182ndMost Armed: 7,620thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,837thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,615thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,073rd
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10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Hafez al-Assad's influence in Poland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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