by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,925th Most Cultured: 14,671st Most Devout: 16,113th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The empire is only as good as it's people
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Haens is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 598 million Haens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Haenisian economy, worth 51.3 trillion units a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,726 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 83,731st in the world and 2nd in The Wolf Legion for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 974.29 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,925thMost Cultured: 14,671stMost Devout: 16,113th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haens, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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