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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,552nd Most Cultured: 7,113th Most Beautiful Environments: 7,496th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
HaenOne
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Regional Hecc
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Haens

Population2.976 billion

CapitalCerion
LeaderHaenOne

Currencyunit
AnimalLaceus

The Empire of Haens is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by HaenOne with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.976 billion Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haenisian economy, worth 405 trillion units a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,099 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany HaenOne to meetings with foreign heads of state, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 11,133rd in the world and 2nd in The Wolf Legion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,390.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,552ndMost Cultured: 7,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,587thMost Developed: 8,111thMost Efficient Economies: 8,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,269thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,651stLowest Crime Rates: 11,742ndMost Inclusive: 12,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,041stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,869thLargest Governments: 14,073rdSmartest Citizens: 14,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,413thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,542ndBest Weather: 18,044th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haens, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : The Kingdom of WolfTurtle removed Embassies authority from the WA Delegate Haens in The Wolf Legion.
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Solorni".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Haens was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany HaenOne to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : The Kingdom of WolfTurtle removed Executive and Border Control authority from the WA Delegate Haens in The Wolf Legion.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » The Memer Nation and Adrende.

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