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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,965th Most Beautiful Environments: 8,027th Most Cultured: 8,284th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
HaenOne
Influence
Superpower
Regional Hecc
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Haens is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HaenOne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.04 billion Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Haenisian economy, worth 274 trillion units a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,416 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 8,397th in the world and 2nd in The Wolf Legion for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,659.71 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,027thMost Cultured: 8,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,430thMost Efficient Economies: 8,552ndMost Developed: 8,574thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,194thLargest Black Market: 10,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,699thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,095thMost Inclusive: 13,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,938thLowest Crime Rates: 15,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,438thHighest Average Incomes: 15,543rdLargest Governments: 16,604thBest Weather: 17,403rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haens, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Haens voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care"".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ransium".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom to Seek Medical Care".
  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Haens voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wetland Protection Protocol".

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