by Max Barry

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The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
Regional Influence
Instigator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Haens is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 433 million Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.4%.

The powerhouse Haenisian economy, worth 34.1 trillion units a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 78,701 units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,721 per year while the poor average 18,794, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 18,681st in the world and 1st in The Wolf Legion for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,428.59 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haens, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.

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