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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,181st Most Corrupt Governments: 7,744th Largest Black Market: 8,205th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
HaenOne
Regional Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Haens is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by HaenOne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.337 billion Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Haenisian economy, worth 180 trillion units a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,320 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, nine out of ten citizens of Haens answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Haens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 15,419th in the world and 3rd in The Wolf Legion for Most Devout, with 1,263.39 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,181stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7,744thLargest Black Market: 8,205thMost Efficient Economies: 8,302ndMost Developed: 8,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,040thMost Cultured: 11,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,841stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,051stLargest Retail Industry: 12,277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,223rdMost Inclusive: 13,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,667th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haens's influence in The Wolf Legion rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Haens.
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Enabling The Disabled In Academia".
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, nine out of ten citizens of Haens answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Laceus'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Haens.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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