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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,855th Most Cultured: 6,884th Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,026th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
HaenOne
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Regional Hecc
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Haens

Population3.309 billion

CapitalCerion
LeaderHaenOne

Currencyunit
AnimalLaceus

The Empire of Haens is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HaenOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.309 billion Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haenisian economy, worth 458 trillion units a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,590 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 157,280th in the world and 7th in The Wolf Legion for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -10.2 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,855thMost Cultured: 6,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,177thMost Developed: 7,459thMost Efficient Economies: 8,244thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,584thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,704thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,044thLowest Crime Rates: 10,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,503rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,912thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,085thMost Inclusive: 12,619thLargest Governments: 13,034thSmartest Citizens: 13,062ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,367thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,257thBest Weather: 14,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,161stMost Devout: 16,528th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Haens approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Helaw".
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Monarchist Entente"".
  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Haens approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Freedom of Expression"".
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Guy".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » The Memer Nation and Adrende.

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