Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,094th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Haens is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 178 million Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Haenisian economy, worth 9.48 trillion units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,264 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 42,464th in the world and 1st in The Wolf Legion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 846.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,094th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Haens published "*CLASSIFIED FILE* Paranoia File #7, "Flying Human Tech"" (Account: Military).
  • : Haens published "Food and Dietary Behaviors of Haens" (Account: Culture).
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, conspiracy theorists allege Haens City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Haens.

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