by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,864th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,094th Most Efficient Economies: 11,036th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
HaenOne
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Haens is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by HaenOne with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 975 million Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haenisian economy, worth 116 trillion units a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 119,017 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets, criminals are thrown to the Laceuses to repay their debt to society, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 167,778th in the world and 4th in The Wolf Legion for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.09 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,864thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,094thMost Efficient Economies: 11,036thMost Cultured: 11,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,371stLargest Black Market: 11,926thMost Developed: 11,944thMost Devout: 12,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,384thLargest Retail Industry: 17,753rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haens, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, criminals are thrown to the Laceuses to repay their debt to society.
  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the government pours millions of units into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, Haens caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Haens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Choice in Education".
  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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