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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,970th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,191st Most Developed: 13,440th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The empire is only as good as it's people
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Haens is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by HaenOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 783 million Haens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerion. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haenisian economy, worth 77.8 trillion units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,421 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, a third of Haens are e-certified CEOs, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haens's national animal is the Laceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haens is ranked 22,483rd in the world and 3rd in The Wolf Legion for Longest Average Lifespans, with 73.37 Years.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,970thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,191stTop
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Most Developed: 13,440thMost Cultured: 13,665thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,865thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,807thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,875thMost Devout: 16,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,004thLargest Black Market: 17,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,412th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, a third of Haens are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Haens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Haens, HaenOne's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.

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