The Republic of Haegaunols is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.124 billion Haegaunolsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haegaunolsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,284 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, vaccinations are mandatory, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haegaunols's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Haegaunols is ranked 64,221st in the world and 1,439th in Two for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,150.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
- : Haegaunols was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Haegaunolsian throne.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, the Great Haegaunolsian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Haegaunols, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Two.
