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Largest Mining Sector: 8th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th Most Devout: 14th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the blessed nation!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Haedlia

Population12.681 billion

Currencynewcoin
Animalyellow jacket

The Holy Empire of Haedlia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.681 billion Haedlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haedlian economy, worth a remarkable 7,574 trillion newcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 597,327 newcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,074,111 per year while the poor average 125,475, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Caroling is considered a public disturbance, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Haedlia's national animal is the yellow jacket, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haedlia is ranked 82nd in the world and 3rd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 64,453.08 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Devout: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdMost Avoided: 48thMost Primitive: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thLargest Black Market: 77thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105thHighest Average Incomes: 110thMost Subsidized Industry: 122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 218thFattest Citizens: 310thLowest Crime Rates: 442ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 529thHighest Economic Output: 592ndLargest Governments: 605thRudest Citizens: 670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,758thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,176thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,585thMost Efficient Economies: 2,923rdMost Stationary: 3,641stMost Conservative: 4,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,026thTop
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Most Influential: 9,626thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,564thLargest Populations: 13,827th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Conservative: 261st in the regionMost Influential: 305th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 685th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 713th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haedlia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, a popular Haedlian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, many believe that the only good yellow jacket is a dead yellow jacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Haedlia, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.

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