The Glorious Kingdom of Hadohah is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Leo the Powerless with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.519 billion Hadohahians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Hadohahian economy, worth 337 trillion hahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 61,173 hahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,025 per year while the poor average 14,270, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and large areas of Hadohah are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hadohah's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hadohah is ranked 258,445^th in the world and 11^th in Fifth Wall for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.96 law-abiding acts per hour.