by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 483rdLargest Black Market: 664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 826th
The National Socialist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Prosperous and great country!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population18.436 billion

CapitalCheldian City
LeaderGod-Emperor Jon


The National Socialist Empire of Hadian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor Jon with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.436 billion Hadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheldian City. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hadianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,105 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,687 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

God-Emperor Jon believes shadows are part of the Illuminati, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, students do more community service than homework, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Hadian at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hadian's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hadianism.

Hadian is ranked 483rd in the world and 7th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 40,939.94 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 483rdLargest Black Market: 664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 826thMost Patriotic: 910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 985thLargest Mining Sector: 2,234thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,758thHighest Economic Output: 3,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,664thMost Conservative: 8,788thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,171stLargest Populations: 9,994thMost Authoritarian: 10,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,516thMost Armed: 11,627thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,353rdMost Devout: 16,492ndMost Developed: 16,790thLargest Governments: 17,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,319thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,279thMost Efficient Economies: 19,620thHealthiest Citizens: 20,642nd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

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