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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 503rdLargest Black Market: 908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,252nd
The National Socialist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Prosperous and great country!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hadian

Population24.346 billion

CapitalCheldian City
LeaderGod-Emperor Jon
FaithHadianism

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalRaven

The National Socialist Empire of Hadian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor Jon with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.346 billion Hadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheldian City. The average income tax rate is 62.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hadianian economy, worth a remarkable 5,439 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,414 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket dialling is a criminal offence, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Hadianian stage setups, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hadian's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hadianism.

Hadian is ranked 13,144th in the world and 27th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 503rdLargest Black Market: 908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,441stHighest Economic Output: 2,855thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,322ndMost Patriotic: 3,979thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,182ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,321stHighest Average Incomes: 7,345thLargest Populations: 8,884thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,144thMost Authoritarian: 14,316thMost Conservative: 14,921stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,038thMost Armed: 17,316thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,245thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,954thMost Developed: 21,530thLargest Governments: 24,231stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,566thHealthiest Citizens: 29,627th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Hadian's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Hadian's influence in The Alliance of Dictators fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hadian's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Hadian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.

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