Population | 7.551 billion |
Capital | Kazumri |
Leader | Sparax Epolonius Jr |
Faith | Lord Sparax Epolonius |
Currency | Haban dollar |
Animal | Habanan Lion |
The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.551 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,035 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Habanan is ranked 7,781st in the world and 411th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,101.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Tyirza.
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Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Empire of Uzbek Khan.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Barfishermen of Barlyy.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Yoshikage Kira and Killer Queen.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Aryan Homeland.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Imperialist Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The United Serb states of BTProductions.
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Habanan was endorsed by
The Holy Machine of Boston Castle.
World Assembly
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