|Faith||Lord Sparax Epolonius|
The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.383 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 334 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,545 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, international tensions are high as Habanan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Imperial Union of New Pruessen.
- : Habanan endorsed The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, international tensions are high as Habanan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
- : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".
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