by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599th Most Influential: 898th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,635th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.681 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.681 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 619 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 168,320 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, Sparax Epolonius Jr is famed for giving great back rubs, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 12,815th in the world and 603rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 36.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 898thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,635thLowest Crime Rates: 2,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,314thLargest Governments: 5,459thMost Authoritarian: 5,748thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,765thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,803rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,869thHighest Average Incomes: 9,479thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,273rdSmartest Citizens: 11,462ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,871stMost Extreme: 12,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,906thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,528thMost Income Equality: 13,659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,298thMost Conservative: 15,871stMost Cultured: 16,097th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 250th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 257th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 424th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 441st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 459th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 523rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 539th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the regionMost Stationary: 599th in the regionMost Extreme: 603rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 616th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 626th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 639th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 721st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 739th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 747th in the regionMost Income Equality: 778th in the regionMost Cultured: 817th in the regionMost Devout: 874th in the region

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