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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 875th Most Influential: 1,232nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,553rd
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
May All worship the might of our Country!
Sparax Epolonius
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Habanan

Population1.672 billion

CapitalKazumri
LeaderSparax Epolonius
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.672 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 200 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,628 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, glassy-eyed Habananian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and the clergy of Lord Sparax Epolonius remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 149,831st in the world and 8,113th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 75.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 875thMost Influential: 1,232ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,553rdMost Devout: 6,428thLowest Crime Rates: 8,048thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,136thMost Conservative: 9,481stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,822ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,625thMost Developed: 12,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,160thLargest Governments: 13,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,644thMost Efficient Economies: 16,745thHealthiest Citizens: 16,930th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionMost Devout: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 302nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 375th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 461st in the regionMost Influential: 507th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 530th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 545th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 552nd in the regionMost Conservative: 572nd in the regionLargest Governments: 610th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 667th in the regionMost Developed: 722nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 726th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 805th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 874th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 880th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 884th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom of Expression"".
  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Monarchist Entente"".
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the clergy of Lord Sparax Epolonius remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, glassy-eyed Habananian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Non violence Republic of I am the one who knocks.

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World Assembly

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