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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599th Most Influential: 826th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,449th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sparax Epolonius
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.95 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.95 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 464 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,451 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 40,011th in the world and 1,878th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 194,225.27 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 826thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,449thLowest Crime Rates: 3,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,861stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,322ndMost Devout: 5,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,047thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,292ndLargest Governments: 6,551stMost Authoritarian: 6,882ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,854thHighest Average Incomes: 10,940thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,579thSmartest Citizens: 13,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,881stMost Conservative: 14,937thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,436thMost Extreme: 16,025th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Devout: 199th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 262nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 288th in the regionLargest Governments: 305th in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 371st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 464th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 527th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 530th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 556th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 612th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 624th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 650th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 653rd in the regionMost Extreme: 668th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 682nd in the regionMost Stationary: 702nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 728th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Habanan endorsed The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 199 » Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Kelvaros Prime, Holy Oranz, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Puczovska, Pallaith, Acrabinnia, Sunto, Siwale, TerranulliuZ, McMasterdonia, Diodone, Republic of Dixie, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, American MapleStory, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, General COE, Xentherida, Kwaj, Beodarasc, Corfad, Wodan, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, The The Bierands, Victoriaans Nederlands, Unimaginable Doom, The Syca, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, SillyString, Ice and Tinian, and 149 others.Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Atain, Albacria, Shibutani, Guslantis, Yukti, THX1138, Californian Redwood, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Kulgatha, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, CedieRKing, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Hyperbanus, Maott, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, German Holy Roman Empire, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Democritus, Dogeius, Wilkshire, Bapaving, Yarecir, Ladtanderan, Rosewood-, Abject Ludicrosity, The Austro Germanic Union, Aerovea, The Rhein States, Haram Reich, The Black Cathedral, Ostrolia, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, Arstungry, Snoodum, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Malta Comino Gozo, The Serdey Islands, Islamic Cali, Valhalla123, Spartoptia, Newrun, Ostrinios, AGoodPlace, Erwo Stal, Lorigia, Jalyort Empire, Katschekistan, Niradans, Castle Federation, National Goats, Newpromisedland, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Minuda, Waupun Island, United Kahndaq, Magic Genovia, Oshonia, The Islands of Tonga, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Maovale, Machendel, Papika, Federal Baltic Republics, The Notorious Mad Jack, Aurumos, Dreadton, Daedric Stellar Empire, Atomic Industry Islands, Xagill, Stat Artha, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Democratu, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, United North American, Ka Ching, Tyroshh, Australiland, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, The Realm of Dorne, Lunallian, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Kalimora Aire, Militarized Algerstonia, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Unsophisticate, New Eleria, Steraz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Grobbillandia, Guer Aike, Dercia, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Crown Isles, Bridgett, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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