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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdMost Influential: 1,059thLowest Crime Rates: 2,319th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.16 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.16 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,906 Haban dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 89,973rd in the world and 4,250th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,305.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdMost Influential: 1,059thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,319thMost Armed: 3,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,585thLargest Governments: 4,661stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,846thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,298thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,619thHighest Average Incomes: 8,668thSmartest Citizens: 9,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,308thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,507thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,705thMost Cultured: 13,780thHighest Economic Output: 15,235thMost Stationary: 16,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,158thMost Developed: 17,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,219th
Most Armed: 96th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 367th in the regionMost Stationary: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 395th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 414th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 419th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 435th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 448th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 475th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 496th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 536th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 565th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 586th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 629th in the regionMost Cultured: 656th in the regionLargest Populations: 821st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 870th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 879th in the regionMost Developed: 907th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 945th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 977th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 989th in the region

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