The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.672 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 200 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,628 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, glassy-eyed Habananian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and the clergy of Lord Sparax Epolonius remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 149,831^st in the world and 8,113^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 75.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.