The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Father Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.355 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 141 trillion Haban dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,621 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Father Sparax Epolonius can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Father Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 25,592^nd in the world and 1,211^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,648.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.