|Leader||Father Sparax Epolonius|
|Faith||Father Sparax Epolonius|
The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Father Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.355 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 141 trillion Haban dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,621 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Father Sparax Epolonius can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Father Sparax Epolonius.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of Northern United Arkadia.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, Father Sparax Epolonius can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate KAISERREICH"".
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Kute Koalas of Sanjurika.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
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