The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.551 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,035 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 7,781^st in the world and 411^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,101.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.