by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 749th Most Influential: 1,161st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,038th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Quis non timebit aliud nisi se colerent
Sparax Epolonius
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.383 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.383 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 334 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,545 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, international tensions are high as Habanan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 9,503rd in the world and 386th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,542.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 749thMost Influential: 1,161stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,038thMost Authoritarian: 4,198thLowest Crime Rates: 4,275thMost Devout: 4,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,711thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,736thMost Conservative: 6,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,918thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,287thTop
Largest Governments: 8,644thMost Extreme: 9,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,503rdMost Developed: 9,585thHealthiest Citizens: 10,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,230thMost Efficient Economies: 12,779thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,795thHighest Average Incomes: 14,841stMost Cultured: 14,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,693rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Devout: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 235th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 266th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 338th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 386th in the regionLargest Governments: 391st in the regionMost Conservative: 397th in the regionMost Extreme: 404th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 482nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Developed: 559th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 621st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 631st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 637th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 654th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 706th in the regionMost Cultured: 748th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 755th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 772nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 792nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 846th in the regionMost Stationary: 886th in the regionBest Weather: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Imperial Union of New Pruessen.
  • : Habanan endorsed The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, international tensions are high as Habanan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Kelvaros Prime, Holy Oranz, New Chilokver, Friently, Buckerino, Puczovska, Pallaith, Acrabinnia, Tharissus, Sunto, Siwale, TerranulliuZ, McMasterdonia, New Fingland, Diodone, Republic of Dixie, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, American MapleStory, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, General COE, Xentherida, Kwaj, Beodarasc, Corfad, Wodan, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, The The Bierands, Victoriaans Nederlands, Malta Comino Gozo, Unimaginable Doom, The Syca, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, and 92 others.Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Malvad, SillyString, Ice and Tinian, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Avornica, Atain, Albacria, Shibutani, Guslantis, Yukti, THX1138, Californian Redwood, The Windmilluminati, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Eravonia, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Pizza Squared, Sacrento, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, New Seaview Cove, Kulgatha, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, CedieRKing, Alsace and Lorraine United, RaRaRasputinn, The United States of Romania, Hyperbanus, Sahriastan, Maott, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, German Holy Roman Empire, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Democritus, Solcialist States, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Dogeius, Wilkshire, Bapaving, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Yarecir, Malphe, Ladtanderan, Rosewood-, Tawya, Abject Ludicrosity, Bridger-Teton, The Austro Germanic Union, Curtis Cosla, Xorroth, West Coastal States, Aerovea, The Rhein States, Adstravia, Haram Reich, CatGuy, The Black Cathedral, Freienland, Ostrolia, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, Arstungry, Islavity Pod, Snoodum, New Bremerton, Funkadelia, and New Pruessen.

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