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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,022nd Most Influential: 1,320th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,733rd
The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
May All worship the might of our Country!
Father Sparax Epolonius
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.355 billion

LeaderFather Sparax Epolonius
FaithFather Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Father Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.355 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 141 trillion Haban dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,621 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Father Sparax Epolonius can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Father Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 25,592nd in the world and 1,211th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,648.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,022ndMost Influential: 1,320thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,733rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,625thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,926thMost Devout: 11,542ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,088thMost Conservative: 13,343rdMost Developed: 13,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,763rdMost Authoritarian: 15,417thHealthiest Citizens: 15,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,607thMost Efficient Economies: 16,654thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,649thLargest Governments: 18,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,031st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 426th in the regionMost Devout: 500th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 518th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 521st in the regionMost Influential: 562nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 691st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 706th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 718th in the regionMost Developed: 759th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 764th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 784th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 797th in the regionLargest Governments: 800th in the regionMost Conservative: 881st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 888th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 955th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 996th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,000th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of Northern United Arkadia.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, Father Sparax Epolonius can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate KAISERREICH"".
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Kute Koalas of Sanjurika.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.


World Assembly

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