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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 876th Most Influential: 1,248th Most Authoritarian: 3,617th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are always watching.
Sparax Epolonius
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.043 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The Democratic People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.043 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 262 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,378 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Habananians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 100,343rd in the world and 5,041st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 30.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 876thMost Influential: 1,248thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,617thMost Conservative: 3,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,853rdMost Devout: 5,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,354thLowest Crime Rates: 6,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,531stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,815thMost Extreme: 8,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,333rdMost Developed: 10,983rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,773rdLargest Governments: 11,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,186thMost Efficient Economies: 14,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,147th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 205th in the regionMost Devout: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 231st in the regionMost Conservative: 232nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 293rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 298th in the regionMost Extreme: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 364th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 471st in the regionMost Influential: 482nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 492nd in the regionLargest Governments: 519th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 573rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 582nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 617th in the regionMost Developed: 618th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 621st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 684th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 703rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Dog Mixed Republic of Dogeius.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Habananians.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Habanan changed its national motto to "We are always watching.".
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
  • : Habanan endorsed The Republic of Maj Tonia Godgueeber.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Sheppey, Kelvaros Prime, Holy Oranz, New Chilokver, Friently, Buckerino, Puczovska, Prevaland, Pallaith, Acrabinnia, Tharissus, Sunto, Siwale, TerranulliuZ, McMasterdonia, New Fingland, Diodone, Republic of Dixie, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, American MapleStory, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, General COE, Xentherida, Kwaj, Beodarasc, Corfad, Wodan, Wineclaw, Xinchao, Ainsworth, The The Bierands, Victoriaans Nederlands, Malta Comino Gozo, Unimaginable Doom, and 76 others.The Syca, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, SillyString, Ice and Tinian, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, Avornica, Atain, Omicron Persei V111, Mordant99, Albacria, Shibutani, Guslantis, Yukti, THX1138, Californian Redwood, The Windmilluminati, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Constantinolia, Highton Islands, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Eravonia, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Pizza Squared, Sacrento, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, New Seaview Cove, Kulgatha, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, SORT, Ethnon, CedieRKing, Alsace and Lorraine United, RaRaRasputinn, The United States of Romania, Hyperbanus, Waterma, Sahriastan, Maott, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, Shaun, Misuvelia, German Holy Roman Empire, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Democritus, Solcialist States, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, and Dogeius.

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