The Republic of Gyuamno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dima the Patriarch with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.225 billion Gyuamnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gyuamnan economy, worth a remarkable 2,876 trillion Rubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,422 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyuamno's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Gyuamno is ranked 315,531^st in the world and 91^st in The Amaranthine Isles for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -15.23 on the Hickory Productivity Index.