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Best Weather: 1,630thMost Devout: 1,867thLargest Black Market: 2,282nd
The Eternal Lands of
New York Times Democracy
The Life of a Soul is in Prayer
Dima the Patriarch of Arkhangelsk
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gyuamno

Population21.545 billion

CapitalArkhangelsk
LeaderDima the Patriarch of Arkhangelsk
FaithRussian Orthodox

CurrencyNew Ruble
AnimalEagle

The Eternal Lands of Gyuamno is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dima the Patriarch of Arkhangelsk with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.545 billion Gyuamnans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gyuamnan economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion New Rubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,229 New Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyuamno's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Gyuamno is ranked 34,932nd in the world and 6th in Edlhus for Largest Governments, scoring 20.98 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Best Weather: 1,630thMost Devout: 1,867thLargest Black Market: 2,282ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,294thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,058thHealthiest Citizens: 5,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,609thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,304thLargest Populations: 6,327thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,029thHighest Economic Output: 7,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,817thMost Cultured: 9,989thLowest Crime Rates: 10,118thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,758th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gyuamno's influence in Edlhus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Edlhus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Edlhus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Edlhus rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Gyuamno relocated from Wintercrest to Edlhus.
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Wintercrest rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Gyuamno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Wintercrest rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Wintercrest rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Gyuamno's influence in Wintercrest rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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