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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population18.909 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.909 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 11,570 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 611,896 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Gynos, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and government employees from Gynostan dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 170,358th in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -94.56 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2ndMost Devout: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 7thMost Primitive: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thLowest Crime Rates: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14thLargest Governments: 14thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 30thLargest Black Market: 41stMost Ignorant Citizens: 66thHighest Average Incomes: 100thHighest Economic Output: 227thHealthiest Citizens: 239thMost Advanced Public Education: 250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282ndMost Authoritarian: 524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 806thMost Stationary: 1,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,281stMost Extreme: 1,677thMost Efficient Economies: 1,694thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,139thMost Income Equality: 3,129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,253rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,987thLargest Populations: 5,763rdMost Influential: 6,657th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, government employees from Gynostan dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Gynos.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, winceyette robes are a popular wedding gift.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.

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