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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.678 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.678 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 17,834 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 753,196 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 80,607th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.37 Bank.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLargest Governments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thMost Patriotic: 7thBest Weather: 7thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Primitive: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 37thMost Advanced Public Education: 58thHighest Average Incomes: 60thHighest Economic Output: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 123rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230thLargest Welfare Programs: 276thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 476thMost Efficient Economies: 517thMost Stationary: 967thMost Conservative: 1,133rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,762ndMost Authoritarian: 2,109thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,512thLargest Populations: 5,149thMost Influential: 7,304thMost Developed: 9,543rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,131stMost Extreme: 14,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,560th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Gynos.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Gynostan after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.

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