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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population22.78 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.78 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,618 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 729,509 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Winceyette robes are a popular wedding gift, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 86,786th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.37 Bank.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thLargest Governments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 6thBest Weather: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thMost Primitive: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 67thMost Advanced Public Education: 78thMost Ignorant Citizens: 107thHighest Economic Output: 129thHealthiest Citizens: 143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304thLargest Welfare Programs: 314thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 573rdMost Efficient Economies: 578thMost Stationary: 987thMost Conservative: 1,241stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,196thMost Authoritarian: 2,257thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,808thLargest Populations: 5,246thMost Influential: 7,481stTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,959thMost Extreme: 14,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,574thMost Developed: 21,159th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, winceyette robes are a popular wedding gift.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, nudity is frowned upon.

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