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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population20.388 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.388 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 13,490 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 661,708 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Sister Number One's eyes only', mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Gyno military, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 176,700th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -93.97 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2ndBest Weather: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Primitive: 8thLargest Governments: 9thLowest Crime Rates: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Black Market: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 85thMost Ignorant Citizens: 86thMost Advanced Public Education: 126thHealthiest Citizens: 181stHighest Economic Output: 186thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236thLargest Welfare Programs: 573rdMost Authoritarian: 672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 768thMost Efficient Economies: 868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,023rdMost Stationary: 1,074thMost Extreme: 1,757thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,255thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,849thLargest Populations: 5,525thMost Influential: 6,371stTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,344th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Gyno military.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Sister Number One's eyes only'.
  • : Gynostan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.

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