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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population28.829 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.829 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 25,004 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 867,353 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, large areas of Gynostan are not accessible by the public, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 283,765th in the world and 7th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -68.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stLargest Governments: 2ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Patriotic: 2ndLowest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdBest Weather: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thMost Primitive: 13thMost Corrupt Governments: 14thLargest Black Market: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27thMost Advanced Public Education: 31stLongest Average Lifespans: 31stHighest Average Incomes: 34thMost Subsidized Industry: 47thHighest Economic Output: 66thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thHealthiest Citizens: 119thLargest Welfare Programs: 123rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 200thMost Efficient Economies: 352ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 433rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 577thMost Stationary: 827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,927thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,330thMost Developed: 3,631stLargest Populations: 4,750thMost Influential: 6,592ndMost Conservative: 7,896thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,702ndMost Extreme: 23,460th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, large areas of Gynostan are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Femininegrad Cats against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Gynostan.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.

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