by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,516th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,137th Best Weather: 8,461st
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 Samuel 12 24 give thanks for what He has done
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.683 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 786 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 62,032 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 118,986th in the world and 8th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.21 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 5,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,137thTop
Best Weather: 8,461stLargest Populations: 8,641stMost Influential: 8,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,230thMost Stationary: 10,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,573rdHighest Economic Output: 13,714th
Most Stationary: 1st in the region

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