Largest Welfare Programs: 5,875th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,932nd Best Weather: 7,986th
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 11.575 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 718 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 62,032 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 12,733rd in the world and 4th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Most Stationary, with 756.6661824 Days.

Largest Welfare Programs: 5,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,932ndBest Weather: 7,986thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,577thMost Influential: 8,751stLargest Populations: 9,583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,007thMost Stationary: 12,733rdMost Average: 13,894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,330thHighest Economic Output: 14,474thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,945th

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