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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,900th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,170th Best Weather: 8,608th
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 Samuel 12 24 give thanks for what He has done
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.164 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 754 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 62,032 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 52,781st in the world and 4th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 5,900thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,170thBest Weather: 8,608thTop
Most Influential: 9,072ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,178thLargest Populations: 9,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,259thMost Stationary: 11,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,750thHighest Economic Output: 14,317thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,289thMost Average: 17,325th

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