|Leader||Nicolas von Raganhar IV|
The Theocratic Empire of Guyomartand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nicolas von Raganhar IV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.127 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 743 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,876 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Guyomartand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Chan Island".
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
- : Guyomartand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Respondeat Superior".
- : Guyomartand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Extreme and Most Income Equality.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Why Am I Here of Praeceps.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
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