The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.022 billion Guyomartandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,713 Chromia Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Guyomartand has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the Guyomartandian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 130,172^nd in the world and 5,564^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 37.89 on the Rand Index.