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Most Devout: 293rdLowest Crime Rates: 390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.83 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.83 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,010 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Guyomartandian Liberator", the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 159,020th in the world and 8,289th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 41.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Devout: 293rdLowest Crime Rates: 390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 566thLargest Governments: 612thMost Corrupt Governments: 670thMost Influential: 735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 744thMost Developed: 745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 799thLongest Average Lifespans: 872ndHealthiest Citizens: 928thHighest Poor Incomes: 976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,557thHighest Average Incomes: 1,789thMost Efficient Economies: 1,940thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,030thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,530thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,908thMost Authoritarian: 4,964thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,478thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,669thHighest Economic Output: 6,865thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,286thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,354thMost Conservative: 7,390thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,415thBest Weather: 7,803rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,828thMost Cultured: 9,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,502ndLargest Black Market: 9,579thLargest Mining Sector: 10,078thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,927thMost Stationary: 14,488thMost Extreme: 15,670thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,397th
Most Devout: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 320th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 340th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 356th in the regionLargest Black Market: 359th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 374th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 397th in the regionMost Extreme: 416th in the regionBest Weather: 422nd in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionMost Conservative: 473rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 569th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 601st in the regionLargest Populations: 742nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 885th in the region

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