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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,021st Most Influential: 2,173rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,424th
The New United Haven of
Father Knows Best State
Respect our way
Kristian Björkmann
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The New United Haven of Guyomartand is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kristian Björkmann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 929 million Guyomartandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 62.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 152 trillion Narks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,929 Narks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

New Klolok is a police state during international summits, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Guyomartandian Moosedogs' dominate wildlife preserves, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyomartand is ranked 28,178th in the world and 1,251st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,106.43 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,021stTop
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Most Influential: 2,173rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,076thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,343rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,862ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,025thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,085thLargest Black Market: 10,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,917thMost Developed: 12,000thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,891stLowest Crime Rates: 14,923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,440thHealthiest Citizens: 15,967thLargest Governments: 16,160th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionLargest Black Market: 211th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 406th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 425th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 533rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 547th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 552nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 621st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 646th in the regionMost Developed: 652nd in the regionMost Influential: 668th in the regionLargest Governments: 670th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 740th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 750th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 774th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 787th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 834th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 835th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 850th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Guyomartand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Domestic Partnerships".
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Guyomartandian Moosedogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Guyomartand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, New Klolok is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Republic of Libotionia.
  • : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.

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World Assembly

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