The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.83 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,010 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Guyomartandian Liberator", the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 159,020^th in the world and 8,289^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 41.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.