The New United Haven of Guyomartand is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kristian Björkmann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 929 million Guyomartandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 62.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 152 trillion Narks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,929 Narks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

New Klolok is a police state during international summits, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Guyomartandian Moosedogs' dominate wildlife preserves, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyomartand is ranked 28,178^th in the world and 1,251^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,106.43 on the Societal Mobility Rating.