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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 300th Most Influential: 512th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,219th
The Commune of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Break the Chains!
Jean Eoter
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.215 billion

CapitalNew Klolok
LeaderJean Eoter

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Commune of Guyomartand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jean Eoter with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.215 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 463 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,263 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 1,219th in the world and 51st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 184,623.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 300thMost Influential: 512thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,219thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,636thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,714thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,750thMost Devout: 2,949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,258thLargest Governments: 3,946thHealthiest Citizens: 3,985thHighest Average Incomes: 4,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,472ndMost Authoritarian: 5,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,319thMost Developed: 6,326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,092ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,124thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,565thMost Extreme: 11,362ndSmartest Citizens: 11,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,914thMost Conservative: 13,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,984thMost Income Equality: 14,365thBest Weather: 14,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,373rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Devout: 118th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 354th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 407th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 483rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 500th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 557th in the regionMost Extreme: 590th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 602nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 650th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 761st in the regionBest Weather: 817th in the regionMost Income Equality: 823rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 840th in the regionMost Conservative: 850th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 885th in the regionMost Stationary: 935th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 966th in the regionMost Cultured: 999th in the region

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