The Theocratic Empire of Guyomartand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nicolas von Raganhar IV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.127 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 743 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,876 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 23,440^th in the world and 1,036^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 268,968.06 Standard Monetary Units.