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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341st Most Influential: 595th Highest Poor Incomes: 834th
The Theocratic Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For our land, we shall prevail
Nicolas von Raganhar IV
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Guyomartand

Population3.127 billion

CapitalNew Klolok
LeaderNicolas von Raganhar IV
FaithChristianity

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Theocratic Empire of Guyomartand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nicolas von Raganhar IV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.127 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 743 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,876 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 23,440th in the world and 1,036th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 268,968.06 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 595thHighest Poor Incomes: 834thMost Devout: 1,245thLowest Crime Rates: 1,271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,527thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,838thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,189thHealthiest Citizens: 2,329thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,546thHighest Average Incomes: 3,136thMost Developed: 3,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,836thMost Authoritarian: 5,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,070thSmartest Citizens: 6,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,841stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,047thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,948thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,058thBest Weather: 10,161stMost Cultured: 10,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,480thMost Conservative: 11,754thMost Extreme: 12,573rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,192ndMost Income Equality: 14,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,380th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 295th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 296th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 341st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 350th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 368th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 382nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 440th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 447th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 528th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 540th in the regionBest Weather: 557th in the regionMost Extreme: 629th in the regionMost Conservative: 707th in the regionMost Stationary: 713th in the regionMost Income Equality: 767th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 827th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 881st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Guyomartand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Chan Island".
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Guyomartand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Respondeat Superior".
  • : Guyomartand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Extreme and Most Income Equality.
  • : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Why Am I Here of Praeceps.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 218 » Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, General COE, Friently, Ainsworth, Shin-Hachioji, Wineclaw, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Xentherida, Corfad, Beodarasc, New Lakemba, Destroedor, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Victoriaans Nederlands, Unimaginable Doom, Republic of Dixie, Calamazo, The Syca, Apetopia, Sylcar, Camarthen, and 168 others.Free Culture, Englachev, Agrauron, Azzarel, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Grand Europa Imperium, Ausrea, Q w e r t y, Republic of Destiny, SillyString, American MapleStory, The Transhuman Union, Aldion, Avornica, Thoets, Eglise Sainte Eve, Thorway, Felpolandia, New Sekai, Necromonia, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Alice Gardens, Elevation, Atheenos, Venezuelia, New Phyrreus, Montegan, Drasvidania, Western Vapia, Ozstan, Jefffliu, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, British Bayonet, RedRunele, North Armatas, Edwerlantin, Empy, Atain, Gameindustrial Empire, Etanur, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Finely Unionized Network, Blackwood Coast, Chamocha, BrightFutures, Cinnibar, Antiyard, Boadiccea, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Panama Coalition, East Supple Lund, Albacria, Diche Choklate, Phoronu, Ka Ching, Zyvetskistaahn, United Government Of Corruption, Novo England, Shibutani, The Free Californian People, The Mike Roctafinserland, Neo-Philadelphia, Guslantis, New Seaview Cove, Govornia, Pizza Squared, Californian Redwood, The Windmilluminati, THX1138, Northern Glory, Detrivania, Wisconsota, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Dovena, Misthas, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Spunkland, New Trisone, Avalon, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Racoda, The FNBs, Whereisthatistan, Quranite, Grimrholm, Sacrento, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Broomlands, Sundred, United Draconia, SORT, Ethnon, CedieRKing, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Sahriastan, Hyperbanus, Lorigia, Kulgatha, Voznesheim, Maott, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, Avemterra, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, German Holy Roman Empire, Elvero, Kobagia, Bridger-Teton, Ladtanderan, Aerovea, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, Solcialist States, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Deerfenland, United North American, Eraver, Wilkshire, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Yarecir, Soviet Terran, Osburmergortionadocaopia, ElleDee, Tawya, Curtis Cosla, Lotion Empire, Xorroth, Dragonar, Lunallian, Babacar, Islamica, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, Freienland, Ostrolia, Jumany, The Most Freedom Ever, Qiland, Lionia, Arstungry, Vigerus, Minuda, Islavity Pod, Snoodum, New Bremerton, Funkadelia, Tyroshh, Adryvia, Ostrinios, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, and Praeceps.

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