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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 330th Most Influential: 554th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,391st
The Theocratic Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For our land, we shall prevail
Nicolas von Raganhar IV
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.749 billion

CapitalNew Klolok
LeaderNicolas von Raganhar IV

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Theocratic Empire of Guyomartand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicolas von Raganhar IV with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.749 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 630 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 229,399 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 1,391st in the world and 71st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 177,787.96 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 554thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,391stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,595thMost Devout: 1,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,759thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,982ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,029thLargest Governments: 2,486thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,819thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,052ndMost Developed: 4,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,255thMost Authoritarian: 5,662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,521stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 7,983rdSmartest Citizens: 8,470thMost Efficient Economies: 8,926thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,306thMost Conservative: 10,469thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,677thMost Cultured: 12,558thMost Extreme: 12,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,113thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,390thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,946thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,307thBest Weather: 14,635th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 187th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 217th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 322nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 406th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 439th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 514th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 530th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 530th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 557th in the regionMost Extreme: 567th in the regionMost Conservative: 594th in the regionMost Cultured: 623rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 638th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 738th in the regionMost Stationary: 767th in the region

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