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Most Devout: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407thLowest Crime Rates: 419th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.249 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.249 billion Guyomartandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,551 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, nations that kill a Guyomartandian can expect a strongly worded letter, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 5,844th in the world and 302nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,652.43 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Most Devout: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407thLowest Crime Rates: 419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 551stHighest Poor Incomes: 591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 645thLargest Governments: 651stMost Developed: 669thMost Corrupt Governments: 675thMost Influential: 734thLongest Average Lifespans: 755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 828thHealthiest Citizens: 831stHighest Average Incomes: 1,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,745thMost Efficient Economies: 1,996thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,423rdLargest Black Market: 4,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,237thHighest Economic Output: 5,465thBest Weather: 5,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,030thLargest Mining Sector: 10,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,455thTop
Most Cultured: 12,176thMost Authoritarian: 12,830thMost Stationary: 13,298thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,028thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,947thMost Conservative: 21,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,397th
Most Devout: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionLargest Black Market: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 244th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Stationary: 293rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 302nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314th in the regionBest Weather: 329th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 365th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 373rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 402nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 601st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 634th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 759th in the regionLargest Populations: 767th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 793rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 894th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 953rd in the region

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