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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387th Most Influential: 1,125th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,391st
The Communist Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For our land, we shall prevail
Kristian Björkmann
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.439 billion

CapitalNew Klolok
LeaderKristian Björkmann

AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Communist Federation of Guyomartand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kristian Björkmann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.439 billion Guyomartandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 260 trillion Narks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,317 Narks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Guyomartandian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 72,308th in the world and 3,786th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,245.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387thMost Influential: 1,125thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,433rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,533rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,774thLowest Crime Rates: 6,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,803rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,442ndLargest Governments: 8,355thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,649thMost Devout: 9,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,621stMost Developed: 9,706thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,357thLargest Black Market: 10,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,396thMost Authoritarian: 11,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,281stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,049th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 163rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionLargest Black Market: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 267th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionMost Devout: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 437th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 486th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527th in the regionMost Developed: 540th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 585th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 605th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 605th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 681st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 754th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 776th in the region

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