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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd Most Devout: 426th Lowest Crime Rates: 580th
The Friendly NationStates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.591 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.591 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 274,330 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People talk about things being better when men were men, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Guyomartandian Space Agency, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 150,835th in the world and 7,469th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 372ndMost Devout: 426thLowest Crime Rates: 580thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 624thMost Influential: 629thHighest Poor Incomes: 632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 674thLargest Governments: 849thMost Corrupt Governments: 869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,031stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,255thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,110thMost Developed: 2,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,872ndSmartest Citizens: 3,999thMost Authoritarian: 4,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,656thMost Efficient Economies: 7,893rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,025thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,173rdMost Conservative: 8,701stMost Cultured: 9,690thBest Weather: 9,705thMost Extreme: 10,381stHighest Economic Output: 10,491stLargest Mining Sector: 12,118thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,386thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,208th
Most Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 261st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 314th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 337th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 378th in the regionMost Extreme: 399th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 453rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Stationary: 481st in the regionMost Cultured: 482nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 490th in the regionMost Conservative: 535th in the regionBest Weather: 558th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 698th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 719th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 732nd in the region

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