by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337th Most Influential: 563rd Most Devout: 585th
The Friendly NationStates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.671 billion

CapitalNew Klolok
LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.671 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Klolok. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth 911 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 248,421 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 159,047th in the world and 8,180th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.2 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thMost Influential: 563rdMost Devout: 585thHighest Poor Incomes: 721stLowest Crime Rates: 851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 944thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,045thLargest Governments: 1,278thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,328thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,592ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,856thMost Authoritarian: 2,340thHighest Average Incomes: 2,798thMost Developed: 3,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,100thMost Conservative: 3,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,185thSmartest Citizens: 5,260thMost Extreme: 5,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,856thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,185thBest Weather: 8,297thMost Efficient Economies: 8,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,953rdMost Cultured: 9,784thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,858thMost Income Equality: 11,653rdHighest Economic Output: 14,642nd
Most Devout: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Extreme: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 198th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 227th in the regionMost Conservative: 229th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 284th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 440th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 444th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 457th in the regionBest Weather: 472nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 477th in the regionMost Cultured: 478th in the regionMost Income Equality: 565th in the regionMost Stationary: 580th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 584th in the region

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