The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.384 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,851 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Imperialis" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 10,624^th in the world and 472^nd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 37.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.