The Republic of Guy 2 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.026 billion Guy 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Guy 2ian economy, worth 72.0 trillion burgers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,536 burgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy 2's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guy 2 is ranked 133,257^th in the world and 12^th in The Furrest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 709.87 on the Societal Mobility Rating.