The Republic of Guy 2 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.328 billion Guy 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Guy 2ian economy, worth 124 trillion burgers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,448 burgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy 2's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guy 2 is ranked 101,495^th in the world and 1,288^th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,546.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.