The Republic of Guy 17 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.123 billion Guy 17ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.
The strong Guy 17ian economy, worth 45.3 trillion burgers a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 40,343 burgers, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and the latest superhero movie features a caped cow with adamantium claws. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Guy 17's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guy 17 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Guy 17's influence in Goodlands rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".
- : Guy 17 relocated from The Allied Nations of Egalaria to Goodlands.
- : Guy 17 endorsed The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 296.
- : Guy 17 was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Guy 17 relocated from Comedy Islands to The Allied Nations of Egalaria.
- : Guy 17 applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Guy 17's influence in Comedy Islands rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Guy 17's influence in Comedy Islands rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Guy 17's influence in Comedy Islands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".