The Republic of Guy 169 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 2.197 billion Guy 169ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Guy 169ian economy, worth 96.4 trillion burgers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,868 burgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy 169's national animal is the cow.

Guy 169 is ranked 146,396^th in the world and 2,901^st in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 409.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.