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Guy was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 256
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,254th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,897th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,125th
The Blue Whale Nation of
Democratic Socialists
The future for me is already a thing of the past.
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Guy

Population14.75 billion

CapitalGuy's Liver
LeaderGuy's cerebral cortex

CurrencyKanquren
AnimalBriana

The Blue Whale Nation of Guy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Guy's cerebral cortex with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.75 billion blokes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guy's Liver. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse blokey economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion Kanqurens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 99,491 Kanqurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Guy's cerebral cortex to meetings with foreign heads of state, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guy's national animal is the Briana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guy is ranked 165,462nd in the world and 7,524th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -334.37 on the Hayek Index.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,254thTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,900thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,999thMost Pacifist: 3,287thSafest: 3,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,441stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,470thNicest Citizens: 4,485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,196thMost Inclusive: 5,762ndBest Weather: 6,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,175thLowest Crime Rates: 7,353rdLargest Governments: 7,355thHealthiest Citizens: 7,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,128thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,454thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 8,821stMost Influential: 9,568thLargest Populations: 9,766thMost Cultured: 10,317thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,956thNudest: 12,381stSmartest Citizens: 15,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,944th
Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 74th in the regionTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 136th in the regionLargest Populations: 161st in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 187th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 208th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 211th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 228th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionMost Cultured: 255th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 327th in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 387th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Stationary: 454th in the regionNudest: 464th in the regionMost Developed: 467th in the regionMost Secular: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 658th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 716th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 744th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guy applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Wretched of the Earth of Frattastan IV dismissed Guy as Foreign Affairs Officer of The Rejected Realms.
  • : Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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