The Most Serene Republic of Guvnurag is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by a very big cow with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.281 billion Guvnuragians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humongous Prime. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guvnuragian economy, worth 169 trillion hay bales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,036 hay bales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million hay bale battlesuits, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guvnurag's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guvnurag is ranked 82,971^st in the world and 3,426^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.52 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.